Book: True



Tree frogs are native to the humid jungles of Klatch. These nimble, multi-coloured creatures, which excreted the world's deadliest toxin, happily lived in a huge vivarium, which was entrusted to the care of first-year students (like, if anything, it's not a big loss: the general educational level will not suffer too much).
№ 454319   Added Viker 20-06-2023 / 09:32
The brain starts to work much faster if it suspects that it is about to be cut in half.
№ 453387   Added Viker 04-05-2023 / 10:46
- Yeah!
№ 449789   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 23:03
The prison was very quiet and calm. The bench was comfortable. The walls were covered with inscriptions, and William passed the time correcting the spelling.
№ 449788   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 23:00
- Are you an idiot? growled Vimes. - For him to say: To me
№ 449787   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:57
...The villain stole 00 silver items from the company H. Svinzem and Son, Yuvlr., st. Perfection, yesterday afternoon. Mr Svinzem (32), who was threatened with a knife, told the Times: "I'll definitely recognize this guy if I see him again, because few people wear stockings on their heads."
№ 449785   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:51
In fact, he was incurably insane and more or less constantly hallucinating, however, having made a remarkable mental effort, his colleagues came to the conclusion that the matter was fixable: it was enough to find a drug that would cause him to hallucinate that he was completely sane. .
№ 449783   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:45
Readers can be quite lenient about the fault of politicians, but are ready to argue with foam at the mouth about what the weather really was.
№ 449782   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:42
It was not even that Mr. Tulip had an addiction to drugs, but that he passionately wanted him to have it.
№ 449780   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:36
Any lie invented by him immediately floated out and led to trouble. Even something as small as "By the end of the week I'll have money." This was called “making up stories,” and this sin, according to the de Wordes, was even worse than a lie. After all, he was designed to make lies interesting.
№ 449778   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:30
Kings and rulers come and go, leaving behind only statues in the desert, and a couple of young people working modestly in their workshop change the entire world order.
№ 449777   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:24
... everything about this dog literally screamed that you were a poodle, except for the general impression that screamed something obscene.
№ 449775   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:18
The world consists of four elements: earth, air, fire and water. This fact is well known even to Corporal Nobbs. It's just that it's not true. There is also a fifth element, the so-called Element of Surprise.
№ 449774   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:15
- ... No, that's not it at all. Yes, sir, quite sure, because it's a parrot, that's why. You taught him how to bark and wrote PeS on his side, but it's still a parrot...
№ 449772   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:09
- So far, they have mastered only one type of transformation: you take a house - you get a deep hole.
№ 449770   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:03