Category: ironic quotes. Page 1



She touches him. Can't help but touch it. It just can't. Once I've seen it, I have to touch it. Can't help but touch it.
She touches him. Cant help but touch it. It just cant....
№ 465688   Added MegaMozg 08-04-2024 / 21:00
Our conversation will be long... and difficult!
Our conversation will be long... and difficult!
№ 465686   Added MegaMozg 08-04-2024 / 15:45
As Chinese wisdom says: “Everything that is done is done with us.”
Quote Explanation: "Soloviev LIVE". "Full Contact" program. Topic: “Filmmakers managed to do it earlier...”. (04/04/2024)
№ 465654   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2024 / 15:12
Lions are not afraid of butterflies.
Quote Explanation: Analogue: They don’t shoot sparrows from a cannon.
№ 465638   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2024 / 08:57
- You're in Paris, that doesn't count.
- Youre in Paris, that doesnt count.
№ 465596   Added MegaMozg 04-04-2024 / 15:27
How to fly from the earth to the stars, How to catch a fox by the tail, How to make steam from a stone, - our doctor Gaspard knows.
Quote Explanation: Illustrator: Leonid Vladimirsky.
How to fly from the earth to the stars, How to catch a fox...
№ 465581   Added MegaMozg 03-04-2024 / 15:18
When you wade across the river, you will not only have to step on mud.
Quote Explanation: Analog: You can’t make scrambled eggs without breaking eggs.
№ 465485   Added MegaMozg 01-04-2024 / 09:39
The invention and tactics of the British, who since Napoleon and still proudly repeat: Usually
Release Date: 31.03.2024
№ 465476   Added MegaMozg 01-04-2024 / 09:12
Red herring.
Quote Explanation: This is a distraction from the real goal. That is, the trick is to watch the hand with the wand while using the other hand to pull the rabbit out of the hat
№ 465475   Added MegaMozg 01-04-2024 / 09:09
Deep down I am quite superficial, which is to blame for my beauty.
№ 465445   Added MegaMozg 01-04-2024 / 07:39
He existed for me like a piece of furniture in the classroom - a kind of addition to the chair and desk, and after that incident he suddenly suddenly turned into a living person.
№ 465428   Added MegaMozg 01-04-2024 / 06:48
- Although I’m not a forged one, but if you turn up, you’ll have to collect the teeth one by one from the ground!
- Although I’m not a forged one, but if you turn up, you’ll...
№ 465411   Added MegaMozg 01-04-2024 / 05:57
My mother said, kiss a couple of frogs, and when you find a prince, you'll realize that frogs are better because they make you laugh.
My mother said, kiss a couple of frogs, and when you find a...
№ 465405   Added MegaMozg 01-04-2024 / 05:39
If I were really that smart, I wouldn't have died.
№ 465231   Added MegaMozg 31-03-2024 / 20:57
For my parents, death was a natural and unwanted result of poor skin care. If you stop using scrubs, you will go downhill and die.
№ 465229   Added MegaMozg 31-03-2024 / 20:51