Category: ironic quotes. Page 2
I had two wonderful weeks, during which I did nothing but read the Bronte sisters, avoid encounters with rare security guards and wander around the school naked.
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MegaMozg 31-03-2024 / 20:39
And in military service he is a liar. is not it?
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MegaMozg 26-03-2024 / 20:12
- It will be difficult for me at first. Through strength, smile, fulfill your marital duty... But in twenty years, I will probably find the strength to forgive him.
1 Season 14 Series
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MegaMozg 25-03-2024 / 03:30
And I still don’t understand what I’m more addicted to: hope or Xanax.
Quote Explanation: Xanax - an antidepressant
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MegaMozg 25-03-2024 / 03:18
Death has not forgotten about anyone yet.
Quote Explanation: Analogue: Two deaths cannot happen, but one cannot be avoided.
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MegaMozg 24-03-2024 / 15:33
Old crows are difficult to catch.
Quote Explanation: Analogue: You can’t fool a shot sparrow on chaff.
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MegaMozg 23-03-2024 / 15:39
To please everyone is to make a fool of yourself.
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MegaMozg 23-03-2024 / 15:36
- Well, you can always try.
1 Season 12 Series
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MegaMozg 22-03-2024 / 08:09
- My uterus is not an object of bargaining.
1 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 21-03-2024 / 03:30
- Healthy? After you have to burn the sheets.
1 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 21-03-2024 / 03:24
Hell is not as hot as it is made out to be.
Quote Explanation: Analogue: The devil is not as scary as he is painted.
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MegaMozg 20-03-2024 / 03:27
When a husband gives jewelry to his wife, he expects a lot in return, but, take my word for it, no chatter.
1 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 19-03-2024 / 15:21
“You think I’m going to discuss this topic in a place where there are signs of pussies and cats on the restrooms?” Excluded.
1 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 19-03-2024 / 15:09
- ...Never
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Viker 19-03-2024 / 13:00
- ...Never
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MegaMozg 19-03-2024 / 13:00
