Category: ironic quotes. Page 3

- ...Never

You always pay for your confession by listening to a response confession.

it has belonged to centuries.

I consider the term “infogypsies” racist and abusive.

A Crimean goes to the sea twice a year: once at Epiphany, the second in October.

The bitch waited for the holiday, she lies down, the puppies bark.

He once heard that in order to mentally prepare for parenthood, you need to go to a rock festival and live in the same tent with your fat, stoned friends. From morning to evening you stagger like a somnambulist, in a constant state of acute lack of sleep, your clothes are all smeared with food that you yourself only ate on rare occasions, there is an eternal ringing in your ears. As soon as you walk past a puddle, some idiot, giggling, will immediately jump into it with both feet, and as soon as you retire to the toilet, they immediately start banging on the door and demanding that you come out. They wake you up in the middle of the night to share with you some innermost thoughts, and in the morning you often wake up in someone's puddle.

He was once asked what talent was the most important for a coach of a hockey team. Sune replied: “Be able to drink crappy coffee.” Endless early rises and late evenings in stadiums with burnt coffee pots and cheap machines, bus routes past lonely roadside eateries, school canteens at sports camps and competitions - how can you stand it all if you have an expensive coffee machine at home? Do you want to become a coach? Don't get used to what others have. Free time, family, delicious coffee. Hockey tolerates only the most resilient. Those who, if necessary, can drink coffee even cold.

So are the sleighs...

Those who previously condemned you now praise you louder than the other. If you were still here, you would probably laugh at this.

And when the ceiling in the apartment collapsed, we generally banged three hundred and fifty. And rightly so. They took it in in the winter and applied it in the fall. You can’t do everything in the summer! Normal apartment...

- Great, Konstantin!

I have sympathy for adults. Towards children - with interest. They can grow into good people.

- This is quite a surprise! It was Papo's father. God, Griselda, you smashed old Papa Papo!