Movie: Prisoner of the Caucasus, or Shurik's New adventures



- Sit down.
Thank you, I'll stand.
- Citizen judge! And he can't sit down!
№ 398336   Added Viker 17-06-2020 / 08:55
... and when the whole flock flew South for the winter, one small but proud bird said: "Personally, I will fly directly into the sun." And she began to rise higher and higher, but soon his wings burned and fell to the bottom of a deep ravine. So let us drink to the fact that none of us, no matter how high it may fly, I never would have broke away from the team!
№ 398334   Added Viker 17-06-2020 / 08:54
- And now he is in a state of catatonic excitement and demands that You immediately accepted!
- Requires - take.
Quote Explanation: Catatonic excitement — psychopathological status in patients with catatonia, the opposite of stupor in which there is increased mental activity, accompanied by motor and mental stimulation. Catatonia — psychopathological syndrome, the main clinical manifestation of which are movement disorders.
№ 398068   Added MegaMozg 15-06-2020 / 14:42
- My shirt off?
- Just a shirt - optional.
№ 398041   Added MegaMozg 15-06-2020 / 13:21
- A Very...
- Huh?
- Most importantly, Nina told me to do it is you.
- Nina asked?
- Very...
№ 349604   Added MegaMozg 10-11-2018 / 17:19
Traitor! The vile mercenary! Judas!!! The rascal! How much do you pay? Untie me! Nothing! Corrupt! Let me go!!! Bandit! Rubbish! Stupid! At chameleon! You bastard! Alcoholic... Folklorist miserable!
№ 318667   Added MegaMozg 04-03-2018 / 19:06
- Right! I'll go to the police...
- In what police? Listen, arrest you immediately... They are also obliged to place you under! Plant!
№ 318666   Added MegaMozg 04-03-2018 / 19:05
The bride will resist, kick, even bite... Call the police, shouting: "I will complain to the regional Committee!" But you don't pay attention, it's an old beautiful custom.
№ 318662   Added MegaMozg 04-03-2018 / 18:10
No, in our area you don't see too many of these old ways and grandma's rituals. Maybe somewhere high in the mountains, you know, so it... but not in our area, you'll find anything to your science.
№ 310003   Added MegaMozg 05-12-2017 / 01:03
Why the police? Do not these victims! Go to the Prosecutor! He'll understand.
№ 301754   Added MegaMozg 23-09-2017 / 01:12
- Write with a new line: "Lunch". Underline. "From soup refused".
- Refused.
- In brackets: "Soup kharcho".
- "Kharcho".
"Three servings of shish kebab thrown into the abyss." [spits husks]
-"Into the abyss". [spits]
Now the wine: "... Smashed two bottles".
Three!
- Write three.
Three... of the bottle.
Quote Explanation: Attributed eaten dinner themselves instead of Nina.
№ 301697   Added MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 15:48
- In the house is there any?
- No, no, no!
Quote Explanation: came to be vaccinated against FMD.
№ 301695   Added MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 15:42
- As you know, Kuzbass is the forge ofthe Soviet Union. Kuban - Union granary. And Caucasus is... what Union?
- Health resort!
- The Caucasus is a Union and forge, and a health resort, and the granary!
№ 301694   Added MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 15:39
Nothing, nothing, I'll stand there... get some air. And then all the Cabinet, the Cabinet... the Cabinet...
№ 301693   Added MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 15:36
They don't speak Russian. But everyone understands!
№ 301691   Added MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 15:30