Movie: 1+1 / Untouchable (Intouchables)



Good afternoon. You've reached the employment Fund. Unfortunately all our lines are busy. The waiting time to two years.
Quote Explanation: plays the music of Antonio Vivaldi "the four seasons. Spring"
№ 390488   Added MegaMozg 06-04-2020 / 13:36
No, Bach - handsome, perhaps the women did not rebound. This is the Barry white of his age.
№ 390487   Added MegaMozg 06-04-2020 / 13:33
As a man changes costumes.
№ 390480   Added MegaMozg 06-04-2020 / 13:12
- Hey, you knock next time?!
- Are you drawing?!
- All for now!
- Really, you paint? And have learned to read?
№ 390477   Added MegaMozg 06-04-2020 / 13:03
Wait, what, in your opinion, looking for women?
I do not know. Beauty, charm, youth.
- Garbage. They are looking for loot, security. Now ask him [pointing to an elderly man and his young companion]. And then you have arguments.
№ 390475   Added MegaMozg 06-04-2020 / 12:57
Damn, she's from Dunkirk. It's bad. None of the miss France was not born there.
№ 390474   Added MegaMozg 06-04-2020 / 12:54
And in this strange, lifeless and fabulous world...
- Call her.
- ... Where's the Sphinx and the Seraphim merge into the air...
- Call her!
№ 390472   Added MegaMozg 06-04-2020 / 12:48
I'll take the tarte Tatin. Not raw! And you brought me a cake with raw chocolate! All sort of soft, nasty, in short, phew!
Quote Explanation: Talking about chocolate fondane, its feature is crispy solid shell and liquid core.
№ 390463   Added MegaMozg 06-04-2020 / 12:21
This is something that does not treated. Doctors call this "phantom pain".
Quote Explanation: Phantom pain is a false, imaginary sensation in the amputated part of the body.
№ 390450   Added MegaMozg 06-04-2020 / 11:42
How good to breathe.
№ 390445   Added Viker 06-04-2020 / 11:36
I don't want to be pitied. He often hands me the phone. He forgets.
№ 390442   Added Viker 06-04-2020 / 11:36
- Good morning. How's it going? I'm not intruding, accidentally?! Do you want a coffee? Well-ka, go here! Here-here! Read. Read!!
- Please... not... to...
- Louder read!
- Please do not Park there.
- On! Read it all!
- Private area.
- Now take heed-take heed-take heed! [pokes his nose in a sign prohibiting Parking] And get out of here!!!
№ 390439   Added Viker 06-04-2020 / 11:36
- And you still have a sense of humor.
I have so much that I'm willing to take you for a month.
№ 390438   Added Viker 06-04-2020 / 11:36
And like you, have a good life at the expense of others?
- Th?
- You does not confuse that you live at the expense of others and the conscience doesn't bother you?
- No, thank you. And you?
Quote Explanation: Philip decided to pin Drissa, who didn't want the job, after he signed a written waiver, so that he could obtain unemployment benefits. Driss responded in kind.
№ 390437   Added Viker 06-04-2020 / 11:36
No pens, no sweets.
Quote Explanation: Paralyzed Philippe and Driss jokes on him.
№ 327304   Added Viker 29-05-2018 / 09:48