Movie: Barefoot in the Park (Barefoot in the Park)



- Let's entrust it to the maid. They say the service here is great.
- Lets entrust it to the maid. They say the service here...
№ 452745   Added MegaMozg 11-04-2023 / 16:18
Where's the bathtub?
- There is a shower!
- How can I take a bath?
- Take a shower!
I don't like a shower, I love a bath! How am I supposed to take a bath?
- Lie down in the shower and SVES feet from the sink!
№ 221178   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:10
And as it was written in the Scripture, someone will die from plague, some from hunger, and one unfortunate annoyance - from a hole in the ceiling!
№ 134183   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:12
- And when I say clearly?
Yes all the time. You're always dressed right, look right! Always speak correctly! You're almost perfect!
To speak so low!
- At the wedding, I thought you slept with a tie.
Only if it's a formal occasion.
- You seem to have no sense of humor! On Thursday you didn't want to walk with me barefoot in the Park. Why?
- Because it was 17 degrees.
№ 134181   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:11
I have a feeling that we died and went to heaven. Only had to climb the stairs...
№ 134180   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:11
- Paul, do you hate me?
Yes.
- Say it.
- I hate you.
[Silence]
- Hear behind the door, someone is!
- If it's the Red Cross, come in.
№ 134178   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:11
Paul, are you asleep?
Only his hands and feet.
Paul, the problem is that we have too many clothes. You know how Eskimos keep warm?
- They go to a Motel?
Quote Explanation: Lie, fully clothed on some mattress. You can hear how the wind blows.
№ 134177   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:11
I'm trying to ignite and ignite you! And you're chanting like a meeting! The whole marriage down the drain...
- Corrie, dear, forgive me, I just got carried away. You want me to be rich and famous?
- Only during the day. And at night, I want you to be passionate with me.
You know what, tomorrow will be your night, no matter what. Okay?
Something wild and crazy!
Okay.
- For example?
- Pasted each other Wallpaper.
№ 134176   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:11