Movie: Unbelievable adventures of Italians in Russia

You have a friend in Italy, if you need someone to kill, just write, I will come. No one has left the mafia yet!

- Are you tired?
- I am willing to carry You a lifetime!
- Do not take on such a heavy burden, overstrain!
- You easy.
But I have a bad temper.

Rosario agro still has not called pregnant!

You? You again! What are you spinning round like a mosquito in front of my nose!?

Oh, and I'm hungry with this legwork!
- He was even more hungry, be quiet!

You'll see, my son was born!
(after the announcement of the birth of his daughter) How?! Another daughter?! Eight girls! Who will get married?! Return to Rome, the steak will do! Learn to give birth!

Put a kiss! But not so! Put her and me a kiss! I am a mother!

Let me out! I am the only child in the family!
And the one - defective!

- Goodbye, captain!
Mayor.
- Goodbye, sir, goodbye!
Mayor, fool!
Major Idiot!

- In Italy there is a saying: who found a friend, he found the treasure. Remember, you have in Italy a friend.
- Andrew! Two friends.
Three, Andrew! If anyone should be killed, write, come!

About the lion:
- He doesn't understand Italian!
- Of course does not understand, he is Russian!

- I want to know everything about you. Be honest with me.
Why?
Why? Then to find out that your grandmother whispered in your ear!
- Shut up, stupid!
But my mom taught me to always tell the truth.
- What kind of mother? You've never been!
- And what I then came to light? Without a mother?

And don't you know that I am a native Russian?
- Yes?
- What don't you see?
- Very noticeable! You have a beautiful Ukrainian accent!

- ...Even the clock had to lay!
- My watch.
And "Fiat" was sold.
My "Fiat".
- No small matter, soon we will have a lot of money.
- Would rather... Tired to walk and without a clock.