Movie: Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)
Well folks, here she is. A real nuclear war with the Russians... Guys, I'm not an expert in making speeches. But I understand that there, on earth, a damn important thing happened. I also understand how serious you must be feeling right now. Hell, we wouldn't be real people if we didn't think anything about nuclear war. You must remember one thing - our people on earth are counting on us. And we must not let them down. I'll say one more thing. If this is even half as serious as I think, then after the mess is over, serious promotions and government awards await you. Everyone will receive them, regardless of race, skin color and religion. Now get yourself together. There is a big flight ahead.
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MegaMozg 23-03-2023 / 07:30
Gentlemen, you can't fight, this is the war room!
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 18:38
Try Jamaican cigars, Ambassador.
Thank you. I do not take the products of the puppets of imperialism.
Only puppets of communism, right?
Mr. President, will you not give a hand to this lousy commies?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:57
Now the emergency reserve. To check the contents. One .45-caliber pistol, two clips of ammunition, dry rations for four days, a first aid kit that includes antibiotics, morphine, vitamins, stimulants, sleeping pills and tranquilizers. Pocket Bible and Russian PhraseBook in one hardcover, one hundred Russian rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine chewing gum, one prophylactic, three labial lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings. Hell, this can be a good idea to spend the weekend in Las Vegas.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:57
You must realize that fluoridation is the most terrible, monstrous and pernicious perfidious Communists...
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:57
- If you can't get me the President of the United States, you know, what you will?
What?
- You will have to answer to the Coca-Cola company!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:57
- You have 25 cents?
- You think I'm fighting with the coins in my pocket?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:57