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- Me, please, a pack of condoms, a bottle of vodka and... a Lollipop.
- Chupa-Chups why?
- For fun.
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Why would humans land on the moon?
- That was where to go.
- Do you have a plot on the moon?
And I don't need to run anywhere, I'm here and it sucks.
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Actually, I'm a ballerina!
I think you're a fool.
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When people have nowhere to go, they go to Moscow...
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Pain is the best weapon when you have nowhere to retreat.
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I agree, even on the black magic...
- Oh, honey, this division is very conditional.
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All will be well, I learned...
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It's your life, and it's getting shorter every minute.
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- And life is always shit, or only in childhood?
Always.
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The things you own, eventually possess you.
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I suffered two heart attacks, I had to have an abortion, because I did heroin during her pregnancy, but otherwise I'm fine.
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Self improvement is Masturbation. Self-destruction is what really matters!
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- What is it?! I was told to take only what you need, without which you can not live!
Is my Hairdryer! And I without it cannot live!!!
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The stars mariners navigated in the sea, and the stars help us to surf the cosmos, we are always loyal, and loyalty is so rare in this world...
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- All guys are assholes by definition, and they do not need large space to make you dumber.
- Thank you!
- It's not your fault, it's genetics... And then you lose more brains in gyms.
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