Quotes from cartoons. Page 581



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- Well, you yourself think, what is this cat good for?
- Well, why must the good? What, for example, the benefits of this picture on the wall?
- From this picture on the wall a very big advantage - it is a hole in the wall-blocking!
- Well, that... And the cat will use. He can catch the mice.
- We have no mice!
- And we have!
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Wrong you, uncle Feodor, a sandwich eat. You his sausage up keep, and have a sausage on language to put, so delicious will.
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We are what we eat.
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- Where are you going?
With luck forward!
(Where are you going?
- Hope forward...)
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If you're going to look back, you will not be able to see what lies ahead...
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Only the fearless can be great.
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It's unbearable! I work - is Amy, I'm having lunch - there is Amy, I Wake up after having sex with Amy - is Amy!
(It's unbearable! I work with Amy around, I have lunch - Amy's here, I Wake up after having sex with Amy - Amy next!)
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I was waiting from minute to minute messenger. Look at the road, who do you see there?
- No one.
- I have a vision - to see anyone, Yes, even at this distance.
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A man without a wife like a tree without tracks.
№ 5201   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:49
Around war, death, stupidity... And we're drinking... eh...
№ 4833   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:32
Token, get the bass guitar!
I have no bass guitar.
- You're black, you have in the basement there is a bass guitar!
[Token surprised to discover bass guitar in his basement]
Token, play anything else!
I don't know how to play bass guitar.
- You're black, you know how to play bass guitar!
- I'm sick of your stereotypes!
[Token, trying to take a few notes, the move plays a complex bass party]
- Your mother!
7 Season 9 Series
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Mother Kyle's bitch
fat stupid whore!
On Monday she's a bitch
and on Tuesday she's a bitch
remains a bitch on Wednesday
and Thursday after lunch
and only on Sunday
is enlightenment
on Sunday she vixen
king size!!
№ 4801   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:30
Even I have no clue, have to smoke...
№ 4800   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:30
Of maaaaaaan...
- Yes, my piggy?
№ 4799   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:30
This is so not fair, the fat man closed with her ass gates!
- I'm not fat, I just have a perfect form.
7 Season 10 Series
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