Author of quotes: Ramon Gomez De La Serna

Each coffin has an alarm clock, and it is set on the day of the Last Judgment.

Criticism can kill us, we can't finish off the criticism; therefore, it is best to forget about it.

At night the streets longer than a day.

Between a man and a woman is always a door where heard: "I dress".

Like champagne, the kisses are dry, semisweet and sweet.

In the cinema there's always one whose tragedy is played out on the screen.

The hair of a sleeping woman - jellyfish sea of dreams.

The woman in the sand is adorable - she looks like on the newly excavated statue.

Book - a lifeline, throw in loneliness.

Women's feet are only happy in a Shoe store.

Do not argue with the echo of the last word will still be with him!

How many buttons have sown, and any one shirt not increased.

When the phone booth coin returns, the man takes her and leaves sadly, and the woman dials a new number.

Adam did not divorce eve, because not found a lawyer.