Author of quotes: Peter Angilides

Why can't men have mad cow disease? Because all men are pigs!

IMPORTANT EVENTS: Born, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, took some type of body, died again, and died again, as always died, became a man, stopped being a man, died, died, became a woman, cool!

Dear sir, there is almost no chance of anyone being killed by a turtle dropped by an eagle, but try to tell that to the playwright Aeschylus. N.

Your friend, Missy.

Dear Sir, I tried to just “watch her,” but in the morning she told me that I have very pretty eyes and could make a great pair of earrings, so I should keep my eyes to myself if I don't want to seduce a girl. I think in this way she is hinting that she does not want to be under control.

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- I burned star systems just like you cigarettes! Missy hissed.

“Practice dictates,” Missy said, “that it only makes it easier to hide the body.

- How can you not know the Daleks? They are the most ... ”She peered at the rising indicators of the indicators between the control levers. - Oh, it doesn't matter, forget it.

- Smoking is such a disgusting habit. Missy announced as she flew up to them. - Sooner or later she will kill you. If only the evil Felicity, - here Missy raised her voice and tilted her head towards the sobbing victim, - will not make Gerald do it sooner, with his long and, let's be honest, overrated camera lens.

- My heart is not at all good !!! roared Missy in rage. - Two hearts of real, purest evil are beating under this magnificent breast!

“And adored,” the girl giggled again. - Just look at her face! She was surrounded by the attention of a man. Hmmm, she looks scared!

- A lot ... - Jack pointed to the window. - For example, a fire-breathing dragon in the middle of the Royal Square!

- A lot ... - Jack pointed to the window. - For example, a fire-breathing dragon in the middle of the Royal Square!