Character: The bartender

- People like to blame life for their failures, but if you look at the past year, it became clear that we are to blame for their problems.
"Wow, the bartender / psychologist, you where a stereotype came from?"

You know that Eskimos have forty different words for snow? That's what my wife said. She knows! She is cold as snow!

- Wow! That was a fight!
- Pfft! It was a utter mess.
- Come on! You did not like these kids [team JNPR] or those that came before them? What kind of battle you came here for?
[The ship flies behind the Atlas.]
- Here for this.

- Water which is too pure aren't any fish, right?
- Right, the fish will not survive if the water is sterile. And people are too honest it has been hard.

- How many has he had?
- No. This is the first and he is yet to be touched. He likes to keep it.

You mean that private citizens commit robbery also?
- Still! This is our way of redistribution of wealth. Leveled by state without government interference, even without taxes, only through the manifestation of personal initiative. The bartender nodded. - The system flawlessly. By the way, the robbery - the great equalizer.

- Maybe, poor quality - an integral part of the character.
- The sign of a developed human - the suppression of these qualities in favor of better ones.

A customer with a knife is always right!

- What are we?
The strongest that you have.
- Easy!
- It's... green?
Exactly. And you're going to be green, I promise... unless, of course, you don't dextro-DNA, like mine. Then it's just going to kill you. Hehe... anything Else?
- Want more.
- Here you go.
- Enough!
- Is impressive. I've never seen someone drank three servings of this... anything else?
- One more time!
- And how about a little cocktail? Here is a real baturinsky El. Undiluted. And don't ask where I got it. Eight years out here, but someone drank it and left legs have not seen.
- Come on!
- Okay. Something special - just for you. Rinkol - kaganski liqueur. Drink and be whole to glow like a reactor. Do you want a quarter?
- And how! Pour one more thing... where to get...
You, girlfriend.

Hello, please, is Secretary Andrei Pavlovich, I would like to have a coffee in the waiting room.
- Such a charming girl like you, is very harmful to drink a lot of coffee.
- I... I rarely drink coffee.
- You recently came to us in the cafe, I very well remember - I have a professional memory. You're such a lovely Esmeralda with shining eyes... You ordered a cappuccino.
- I'm like Quasimodo with sleepy eyes...... Here And the cappuccino I do not like your!

- Double whiskey.
- Another time, brother. We're closed.
- Listen to me, I will not repeat. I'm not your brother. When I ask for a drink, say: "Ice?" Now let's first. A double whiskey.
- You want ice with that?
- Oh, don't be ridiculous, who needs ice?
- That'll be five pounds, sir.
- You said you are closed?

Want a drink of something or someone here waiting for?
- A Glass Of Orangeade. However, splash out, to splash out! And strawberries! Yes, I'm looking for a friend. I want to see. Actually, I'm his brother Marseilles. Alfred you know?
Alfred? It's his first or second name?
- Have a nickname - "the chemist". Freddie chemist.
The one you are looking for, here any more does not happen. Otherwise you would have seen it. He lay near the threshold. Customers wipe his feet on. I want to replace it? But if you do. I would gladly and wiped his feet!
- As it is fun and exciting!
Hey! Hey! You wanted to fight? Get out on the street!
Because the last carnival night! You could throw on a shawl or Mantilla, that would be great!
I am going with you.
- Come, not so close! [we approach the stairs] come on, come on!
- Turn me on? Yes?
- No, I'm polite, bird! Well, let's go! [makes the bandwagon and pushes]
- Good night.
- Bandit!

- Look at him, somewhere there is the real soldiers, the professionals. We have the same solid clowns.
- Clowns?
- Yes, clowns.
- You're calling Apollo creed a clown?
- Look at him.
Are you crazy, he's the world champion. He jumped at the chance and became the champion. And you looking for your chance?

Cocktails significantly exacerbate any quality inherent in the personality or feelings...