Character: Chris



On Christmas Eve, many years ago, I lay quietly in my bed. The sheets didn't rustle. I breathed slowly and quietly. I listened to the sound I feared I would never hear - Santa's sleigh bells.
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She doesn't like it when dreams come true, ”he said sadly. - She thinks that the universe is too complicated without it.
№ 431966   Added MegaMozg 13-11-2021 / 16:03
“Of course not,” the Doctor answered for Chronotis. “Look at him: this man's greatest crime is that he dilutes Earl Gray with milk! And reads books from the middle.
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“Yes, yes,” the Doctor continued dreamily. - Ancient Artifacts will not be easily given to anyone. The book sensed danger and decided that you could protect it. Perhaps she even made the professor direct you to the right shelf. She liked you, Bristol.
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“Yes, yes,” the Doctor continued dreamily. - Ancient Artifacts will not be easily given to anyone. The book sensed danger and decided that you could protect it. Perhaps she even made the professor direct you to the right shelf. She liked you, Bristol.
№ 429102   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2021 / 17:18
- By the way, I tried to get around the word "dead end", just so as not to provoke panic. I suggest calling this place “cul-de-sac”.
№ 429092   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 17:16
- The extreme stage of desolation, judging by the state of the station.
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- Not even the second. And not the third.
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- And other pretty girls. And also young men. Just in case.
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- According to my data, on Earth, manifestations of idiocy correlate with manifestations of genius as 77 to 1.
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“We just had a nice chat about a possible end of the world,” he replied, shaking his head. - Not in general terms, like students who ran out of beer by two o'clock in the morning, but quite specifically about a very specific end of the world that could happen today.
№ 429020   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 17:04
“And I got the book,” Chris added.
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- Right. White cabinet opposite the door, top shelf.
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[Chris and Davis are in the kitchen with hammers in hand]
- Again, what are we doing?
- Posted to the pieces of my marriage.
№ 390738   Added MegaMozg 09-04-2020 / 14:15
Bulldozer. On eBay you can buy anything. Hopefully, attached is the user manual.
№ 390735   Added MegaMozg 09-04-2020 / 14:06