Character: Kohl's



An old woman with a scythe comes for everyone. So you have to have time to sin, so that later there is something to remember.
№ 453295   Added Viker 04-05-2023 / 10:32
Yes, dogs all go to heaven... and wait for us there. And women, alas, go to hell.
№ 453106   Added MegaMozg 28-04-2023 / 09:30
- It's not going anywhere. The human head is a very complex subject. We may understand that our emotions are useless, but this does not give us control over them.
№ 444742   Added MegaMozg 20-09-2022 / 15:06
- After vodka, everything looks the same!
№ 441938   Added MegaMozg 09-07-2022 / 02:18
- No, not that. The most pleasant moment in communication with a woman is when she leaves.
№ 408214   Added Viker 07-12-2020 / 13:14
- Yes. But this is a holy lie, Kolya. Or then, if you please, love one life all your life.
№ 408213   Added Viker 07-12-2020 / 13:14
- With pleasure!
№ 408205   Added Viker 07-12-2020 / 13:13
I planted the tree and bought champagne. Frozen.
№ 407162   Added MegaMozg 19-11-2020 / 22:54
"I am calm. I'm surprisingly calm. Spirit of serenity fills me. All thoughts and worries left. Disappeared."
- What stuff?
- Entry.
"I listen to your muscles. They are free and relaxed."
- Oh! This is the case! Relax! [pours]
"My muscles are well rested night. I am ready to meet the coming day. To meet cheerfully. To celebrate vigorously. Attention! I - lightning! Strike!"
Funny guy....
"My whole body is filled with life-giving electricity. I feel the elastic shivering of his muscles."
- Oh! Flinched! [chechetka]
Quote Explanation: Bragin listening to the tape a course of anger management.
№ 400419   Added MegaMozg 14-07-2020 / 08:36
How do you know? Look, you should go home, Penelope...
№ 400417   Added MegaMozg 14-07-2020 / 04:51
You said that like when one.
- Lied.
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- Kolya, you're sweet, kind, smart, a good person, but please don't talk about art, if you love me.
№ 376340   Added MegaMozg 13-08-2019 / 23:26
Man needs all of the brain to decompose, then he gradually, gradually begins to think and to the truth can think of. A woman - she's all different offers. Sometimes I look, stupid stupid, nothing in life gets. And touched her heart, suddenly saying things that the Professor did not think of.
№ 374503   Added MegaMozg 11-07-2019 / 18:03
A woman, even the Professor do it all Baba will remain.
№ 374502   Added MegaMozg 11-07-2019 / 18:02
- Why do I need this scuzzy Institute when the future of the profession does not interest me?
- Engineer - a normal profession, even at medium powers. And the girls, the applause, the flowers are not always. Example your mom. An even clearer example of your daddy's.
- You are very good actors. You just a little bit unlucky.
- "Slightly"... life is broken and not just a little bit. After graduation you might be a trainer of tigers, even a tightrope Walker, even a sword-swallower, and the Institute finish.
№ 313867   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2018 / 02:02
Look, Chechen, blind you, or what? Can't you see that we with Sasha against you do not fight! We were brought here to live, the way we live, and then we would have gone anyway. Now I see how it turns out... You have with Sasha was killed, and the soldiers came, will kill you... And you soldiers will be killed, and they and you will die. And wouldn't it be better to see you live and they lived, and we with Sasha, too, to have lived? Can't you do to no one no one interfered, and all the people were living there as we gathered in the colony, next to live?
№ 281788   Added MegaMozg 02-04-2017 / 10:02