Character: Victoria Smirnova
- Congratulations! Your first cat and only from the fifth cup.
- But you can see the evolution from amoeba to mammals.
Quote Explanation: Victoria learns to draw on coffee foam (latte art).
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MegaMozg 15-09-2021 / 02:00
If you can not defeat man - let him save himself.
3 Season 16 Series
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MegaMozg 03-03-2017 / 21:11
You with my mom is difficult to get along together in one kitchen. So I decided that we needed to get a mortgage and buy an apartment. We ourselves will never be like this!
And let's not be hasty. You need to think carefully, weigh all the "pros" and "cons". Do you even know what the overpayment on the mortgage? Take one apartment, pay for three. Why do we need a divorce? It is better money to the Gypsies to carry!
3 Season 14 Series
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:00
- You get child benefit?
I think the manual is called baby because of his size.
Quote Explanation: Child support — financial assistance, issued usually by the state for child social support for parents.
3 Season 11 Series
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 16:14
- Hello, this is you main male doctor?
I'm the lead male doctor only to fifty years, and then this is the cardiologist.
- Well, just not a pathologist.
Quote Explanation: Victoria - the doctor-androlog.
3 Season 11 Series
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 16:14
- And the scarf is nice and thick. Immediately obvious, natural. Not synthetics.
And it's not a scarf.
- Yes, I see the entire neck bare. Where are you going?
- In the shop.
- With a child? So? What will people say? The baby in the cloth to wear!
It's called "sling".
- That's called irresponsibility. A girl can scoliosis make, she's all twisted up.
- A crooked... this is Lidia from the second floor, and she was in the fetal position!
Quote Explanation: Sling (eng. sling — the sling) fabric fixture different designs, used for carrying baby in the first months of life and up to 2-3 years.
3 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 10:42
Thirty. And I have no family, no children. That's what's wrong with me? Her friends will soon be grandchildren, and I'm still single.
- So you want grandkids? Maybe great grandchildren, to your friends to wipe your nose?
1 Season 9 Series
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 21:13
- Varechka, sleep at least a little bit! Let mommy sleep a little.
- Toma, don't listen to mommy, you don't varechka, you Toma!
- Varechka, don't listen to daddy. You'll be Tomochi over my tropical!
- You're so vain! Tamara is a nice name!
Yeah, if you're forty-five! Who ever came up with to name the baby Tamara?
My mom's name...
- Well, the puzzle and happened!
Quote Explanation: Vika and Andrei argue, what to name a newborn daughter.
3 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 21:11
I yelled at the children of Sergei.
- Ani, don't worry. When you have three kids, screaming is a normal wedge talk... And what happened?
Well, I called them at the table three times, and they are in the phones sat.
I mean, you shouted at the children because they sat silently?
- No, I yelled at my kids because they ignored me. I'm just nothing to them.
- Then you will help the best friends any mom. This is the mercy, this is blackmail and a slap.
2 Season 9 Series
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 18:07
- So, after all, you wrote these letters?..
Yes.
- Well, let's bomb the exam, it's understandable. Portrait is when we are in the Central Park of kidney disease skipped. And where does the poems of Balmont?
- You once said that your favorite poet of the Silver age.
- What age?
Silver.
I'm from just poems "Borodino" remember...
- Other tips you might guess.
Quote Explanation: Victoria learned that an unknown admirer, secretly podbrasyvanii her love letters, was her close friend, Konstantin Grachev.
2 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 18:07
- Vika, what happened?
... You stopped paying attention to me. I want romance. <...> Kostenka, you never planned to give flowers. Before you just gave. Listen, and you really do not notice that began to behave absolutely on-to another?
- And you really don't notice that your life became easier?
- From the fact that you stopped to give flowers? Thank you, Kostya, that freed me from the choice of vase for them!
- When was the last time you serviced the vehicle? Or when was the last time you put your stuff? By the way, you do not notice that throw things anywhere, and then take them off the hangers? I just wanted to protect you from domestic problems, so I buy products, I am bringing you to work...
Actually, we work together!
- Actually, my working day begins two hours later!
- Generally speaking, I need a loving man, not a caring mother!
- I also thought I found a loving woman, not a cranky baby.
2 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 18:07
- I met with the artist... And he offered to draw me Nude.
- You did not agree?..
- No, of course. Still think!
I can't imagine that some guy on me naked staring!
- He is not a man, he is an artist! You're not afraid of the gynecologist or mammalogy!
- Well, there is at least in parts!
1 Season 15 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 17:03