Character: Hottabych
- So I’ll teach you!
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MegaMozg 15-03-2024 / 15:30
- So I’ll teach you!
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Viker 15-03-2024 / 15:30
Well, that's all ... Goodbye.
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MegaMozg 15-12-2020 / 23:33
And don't forget to tell her about the nipples!
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MegaMozg 15-12-2020 / 22:15
High-quality papyrus.
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MegaMozg 15-12-2020 / 22:09
How sad it is - insomnia from such a young lad.
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MegaMozg 08-06-2018 / 19:09
Is the sea made by my uncle.
- Sea?
- Sea.
- Uncle?
- Uncle.
- I want to say that you are the nephew of Allah?
My uncle is the commander of a walking excavator. He is now Kuibyshev sea digs.
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MegaMozg 08-06-2018 / 19:08
- So teach me all these Sciences, is about a young kid.
- Who is this idiot?
- Of course you, for you are wise beyond his years.
You know what, Hottabych, don't call me Baldy anymore.
I appreciate your modesty, o Volka.
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MegaMozg 08-06-2018 / 19:07
How quick and easy this air chariot. That's just makes a little noise.
Quote Explanation: On the plane
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MegaMozg 08-06-2018 / 19:06
- You're my dad is similar. However, my dad is older, he 83rd year.
- Be it known to you, o sovereign Potentate, that I have already gone 3733 year!
- Of course, dear. But you miraculously survived. You can't give more than 75.
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MegaMozg 08-06-2018 / 05:02
- A sick person needs rest.
- A sick person is required, and the patient, the Genie is not required. If the patient will regret it immediately recovers. Really you do not know your science books?
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MegaMozg 08-06-2018 / 04:02
Where are you going, Oh lovely virgin with a face like cut the moon? I'll take them all.
Quote Explanation: Hottabych bought the whole tray eskimo
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MegaMozg 08-06-2018 / 03:05
- Khottabych, let's go to the football? Today is a decisive match between "Puck" and "Chisel".
- What does the word "match"?
Is the most interesting in the world.
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MegaMozg 08-06-2018 / 03:04
I suppose everyone will be nice to play a private ball.
- Yes understand you, eccentric people, the essence of football is that...
- Got it! So I took the "Puck" the true goal?
- Well, Yes!
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MegaMozg 08-06-2018 / 03:03
You forgot that the money we give the most accurate and durable power over people.
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MegaMozg 02-06-2018 / 04:02