Character: Professor Philip Philipovich Transfiguration

Bormental: - The third day.

Science has not yet found the means of turning animals into people. So I tried, but unsuccessfully, as you can see. He spoke and began to apply to the primitive state. Atavism.

- How it "really", may I ask?
- Want... To... Everything!
- Same to you.

You, my good Sirs, to be going around without galoshes. First, you'll catch cold and secondly you'll track up to me on the carpet. And all the rugs I Persian.

- Tell me, you moved into the apartment of Fyodor Pavlovich Sablin?
Us!
- God, the house was gone... What will happen to the Central heating?..

- What is this crap? I'm talking about the tie.
- What the crap? A very smart tie. Darya Petrovna gave it to me.
Darya Petrovna has given you an abomination.

I am sixty and I have the right to advise you. On the offense not go ever, against whoever it may be directed. Before they reach old age with clean hands.

Zina, I bought this little scamp some Cracow sausage. Bothered to feed him.
Krakowska! Krakowski I eat.
- Try it! I'll eat you! It is a poison to the human stomach. A grown woman and, like a child, pulling any crap in your mouth. Remember: neither me, nor doctor Bormenthal will not to mess with you, when your stomach grab.

- For pity's sake, Philip Philipovich ... ... if it even will handle this Shvonder, what from it happens? My God, I'm only just beginning to understand what may become of our ball!
Yeah! Understand now? Well, I realized it ten days after surgery. So, that Shvonder is the greatest fool! He is now trying to SIC him on me, not knowing, however, that if someone in turn will set the ball on the Shvonder, it will remain only horns Yes feet!

Terror is nothing can be done. I argued, argue and argue. They think terror will help them. No, no, will not help. Whatever it was - white, red, even brown.

Sinus what that means?
- Another General meeting.
- Again? Well, now it's started, the house was gone. Everything will be like clockwork. Initially, each evening singing, then in the toilet pipes will freeze, then burst steam heating and so on.
'You take too black a view of things, Philip Fillipovich. They're very different now.
- Darling, I'm not talking about the Central heating! Let: social revolution - no need to drown. But I ask: why is it, when it started, everything began to go in a dirty COLOSO and boots on the marble stairs!
Oh my...
- Darling! I'm not even talking about the Central heating. Do not say. Let: social revolution - no need for heating. But I ask: why, when you started this whole story, everything began to go in dirty galoshes and felt boots on the marble stairs? Why should the galoshes are still locked under lock and key? And put them soldiers to prevent them from being stolen?
- He would be right on the rallies could to earn money... Excellent man.