Character: Major J. T. "King" Kong

Well folks, here she is. A real nuclear war with the Russians... Guys, I'm not an expert in making speeches. But I understand that there, on earth, a damn important thing happened. I also understand how serious you must be feeling right now. Hell, we wouldn't be real people if we didn't think anything about nuclear war. You must remember one thing - our people on earth are counting on us. And we must not let them down. I'll say one more thing. If this is even half as serious as I think, then after the mess is over, serious promotions and government awards await you. Everyone will receive them, regardless of race, skin color and religion. Now get yourself together. There is a big flight ahead.