Character: comrade Saahov
- Sit down.
Thank you, I'll stand.
- Citizen judge! And he can't sit down!
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Viker 17-06-2020 / 08:55
- Right! I'll go to the police...
- In what police? Listen, arrest you immediately... They are also obliged to place you under! Plant!
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MegaMozg 04-03-2018 / 19:05
No, in our area you don't see too many of these old ways and grandma's rituals. Maybe somewhere high in the mountains, you know, so it... but not in our area, you'll find anything to your science.
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MegaMozg 05-12-2017 / 01:03
Why the police? Do not these victims! Go to the Prosecutor! He'll understand.
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MegaMozg 23-09-2017 / 01:12
- As you know, Kuzbass is the forge ofthe Soviet Union. Kuban - Union granary. And Caucasus is... what Union?
- Health resort!
- The Caucasus is a Union and forge, and a health resort, and the granary!
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 15:39
Nothing, nothing, I'll stand there... get some air. And then all the Cabinet, the Cabinet... the Cabinet...
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 15:36
Look, sorry, I swear I hurt, well, did nothing, Yes, just walked in.
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 15:12
― Dear guests, welcome.
― Tell me Marin, the Prosecutor do You have?
― All of us, all the city we have, just waiting for you. Wine, dear guests!
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 15:09
― So. The groom relatives agree, too, but the bride...
― They have silly views on marriage.
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 14:42
― Apolitical talk, honestly. Don't understand the political situation.
― See life from the window of my car.
― 25 sheep! When our district... not completely settled with the state for wool.
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 14:39
- You have no right! This is the mob IAW! I demand to be judged by the Soviet laws.
- Did you buy her according to the Soviet laws? Or according to the Soviet laws did you have her kidnapped? Stop this useless discussion. Sister, turn the TV louder.
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 08:50
- What do you think of marriage?
- Well, actually a positive.
- No. Her to think about it yet.
- Think about it no one early and never too late, by the way!
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 15:06
No need to hurry... Need to return to society full of man!
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:26
I can go from this house in two ways: either I'm her to the registry office, or it leads me to the Prosecutor.
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MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:55
- Everything is clear, it's the DTS!
Yes, Yes, hot and savsem Bely!
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MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:55