TV series: Brooklyn 9-9 (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)



If you are here, who is guarding hell now?
№ 460474   Added Viker 10-01-2024 / 15:09
“I didn’t think I’d see you so high without a broom.”
№ 460473   Added Viker 10-01-2024 / 15:09
- Yes, maybe it helped them a little.
№ 460471   Added Viker 10-01-2024 / 15:09
- Then give me your eight-dollar coin, please!
№ 460470   Added Viker 10-01-2024 / 15:09
- Then give me your eight-dollar coin, please!
№ 460469   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2024 / 15:09
- In yours, you came to work on a horse.
№ 460337   Added Viker 10-01-2024 / 13:45
- Enough is enough, Sergeant. He has an alibi! Better think about how to catch a copycat. A thousand push-ups! It's Rosa and I who say that when we're not believed. If Judy is a criminal, I'll squeeze a thousand times! And if it's not, then you'll squeeze.
- A thousand push-ups for you a lot?
- Go to the go for the thrith, Terry.
Quote Explanation: Sergeant Terry Jeffords is sports-obsessed and in great physical shape, which is highly exaggerated on the show.
№ 427540   Added MegaMozg 14-09-2021 / 20:51
Oh, where is he wearing it ?! The deal should have been ten minutes ago! These stupid criminals have no respect for those who catch them!
№ 427136   Added MegaMozg 04-09-2021 / 21:42
- Sir, the witness came with the child. While she was being interrogated, I took him to the playroom, but the situation with the toys is quite sad...
- Is this your opinion or a child's opinion?
- Mine.
- A question with a catch. Opinion about toys is always childish.
- We only have toys from the movie "Genie Called" there, and there is not a single genie among them.
- I can give my children my extra engineering calculator.
№ 426930   Added MegaMozg 01-09-2021 / 20:27
- Sharon can't take them (the kids), she's out of town with Ava. And the nanny won't come before half past seven!
- Jake and I will take them!
- Not a question. But I don't have child seats, and instead of the rear window hangs a curtain for the bathroom.
№ 426848   Added Viker 31-08-2021 / 13:16
When it becomes possible to overturn the table, overturn the table.
№ 426753   Added Viker 31-08-2021 / 11:48
- What the hell, Boyle ?! You almost killed me! I'm not going to die over some stewed goat! Terry will either die saving the president or never die!
№ 426287   Added MegaMozg 21-08-2021 / 03:36
- Technically, you can call the one who sits on the bench a pedestrian?
№ 426225   Added MegaMozg 21-08-2021 / 00:30
- The estate!
№ 426124   Added MegaMozg 20-08-2021 / 19:27