TV series: Mommy (2015)

- Congratulations! Your first cat and only from the fifth cup.
- But you can see the evolution from amoeba to mammals.

- You talk like a half idiot!

- I'll be waiting painfully, I'll wait for you, you beckon sweetly-only, you promise forever... It's you I wrote verses?
- No, it's Balmont!

A dream that causes others pain, will not bring happiness.

- No need to take me in his arms, now the hernia will pop up, and I to the hospital will not take you.
Don't worry, I spent six years involved in rowing, so for me you are as light as a feather.
I usually still no one called.
- And how do you usually call?
- Mostly... Hulchanski.
- Romantic!

- I need your help.
You to thank or to atone?
- To surprise you.
I know what you will do.
- About... does that openly, defiantly vulgar... what I need! Take!

If you can not defeat man - let him save himself.

- I think tennis is a normal variant. What? The players also earn a lot of money! If small like, let's in tennis give it up.
- A lot of money earn the best!
- All right. See. We have engaged in Pasha...
- Drawing.
- Masha...
The math.
- And Ilya will be playing tennis. Somebody shoot. Children must be kept in different baskets.

And all for me?
Is a provocative question. How can a man say that he does something for a woman?

No men of ability are not able to compete with women's fantasies.

The man is not a clothing store. New collections are arriving, and the range every day thins.

You with my mom is difficult to get along together in one kitchen. So I decided that we needed to get a mortgage and buy an apartment. We ourselves will never be like this!
And let's not be hasty. You need to think carefully, weigh all the "pros" and "cons". Do you even know what the overpayment on the mortgage? Take one apartment, pay for three. Why do we need a divorce? It is better money to the Gypsies to carry!

Raising kids is like fishing. We must have patience and skill.

- You get child benefit?
I think the manual is called baby because of his size.