Quotes from TV shows. Page 3

- Darling. You were abandoned not because you are a whore, but because you were originally with a shithead.

They say good news travels fast. Any housewife will say: bad news comes even faster.

- He's a young guy. Even if you take his penis away, he is still obsessed with sex.

- Chew on the lollipops!

They say: like the fence, so are the neighbors. But Lynette knew: it would be better to fence yourself off from other neighbors with a picket fence.

- And dinner parties. Don't forget about lunches.

- It will be difficult for me at first. Through strength, smile, fulfill your marital duty... But in twenty years, I will probably find the strength to forgive him.

- Do you know what a psychic attack is?

Yes. Ask any mother. She will say that children are a gift of fate. But sometimes you can’t bear to return this gift to the sender.

When I was young, I only played by the rules. I didn’t copy from anyone. I've never been late for anything. But sometimes I regret that at least once in my entire life I didn’t do something stupid.

- Well, you can always try.

- I just want to be happy.

- My uterus is not an object of bargaining.

- It depends on what you buy.