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№ 414475   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2021 / 11:24
№ 408478   Added MegaMozg 07-12-2020 / 18:51


№ 404163   Added MegaMozg 19-09-2020 / 16:00
№ 403001   Added MegaMozg 27-08-2020 / 23:09
- You don't both want to get married?
- You always stop me, mother, even a dream do not give!
№ 396333   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2020 / 12:30
Different revolutions may occur: one from wealth to poverty, the other from poverty to wealth.
№ 396332   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2020 / 12:27


Bored alone to do nothing, but together is better.
№ 396331   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2020 / 12:24
What you pay for when buying a lottery ticket? For the fate! Risk!
№ 395183   Added MegaMozg 16-05-2020 / 20:48
Generally, in the married state is annoying not the fact that you have no other women and that there is this possibility. I might, it would not have used, but the possibility has to be... for example, forbid you to eat with a fork. Moreover, the wording "never". "Never eat with a fork!" Yes, it would seem, and damn it, you can spoon, chopsticks, hands... But you said - impossible, and I immediately wanted it with a fork. And, most importantly, here it is - the fork is. A lot of plugs. Opened box - complete. Different - long, short, Treasury, two-pronged, silver, Nickel silver... Yes, you in this state even aluminum would be amiss... if you have three years there was not one plug. But it is impossible. And just yesterday it was still possible - take a fork and enjoy it, and no one cares. Now have used - and still shake their heads: "uh-Oh, what have you promised the same forks not to use..."
№ 394061   Added Viker 10-05-2020 / 10:03
- What usually makes a man when trying to win the female? I need to teach you?
- Do not! I remember!
№ 387206   Added MegaMozg 13-02-2020 / 10:40


On the night, a painful night, full of whispers and muted cries of fight! Under your cover of animals chase each other, mate and kill! For the first time tonight I hear you everywhere! In our veins flows the same blood. Medea - the same beast as you. Like you, Medea will enjoy and kill. Medea here among you, I am your accomplice, I betrayed your kind. Together with you I emit creepy animal cries. Animals, you is me! All that hunts and kills tonight.
№ 387190   Added MegaMozg 13-02-2020 / 01:19
On the night, a painful night, full of whispers and muted cries of fight! Under your cover of animals chase each other, mate and kill! For the first time tonight I hear you everywhere! In our veins flows the same blood. Medea - the same beast as you. Like you, Medea will enjoy and kill. Medea here among you, I am your accomplice, I betrayed your kind. Together with you I emit creepy animal cries. Animals, you is me! All that hunts and kills tonight.
№ 387189   Added MegaMozg 13-02-2020 / 01:19
Take the program, let's see who plays the actor Lanovoi and immediately learn the name of the Prince.
№ 383806   Added MegaMozg 03-12-2019 / 21:50