Performance: California Suite

For a man with style, nothing is impossible!

I will have intellectual constipation!

- I'm seeing very touching girl...
- And what place she touched you?

Is a prostitute, Marvin? Or is she your friend? Because if she is a prostitute, then I'll divorce you. If she's your friend, then I will kill you...

- I have a very obvious hump on the left side. This dress paid two thousand dollars, and it makes me look like Richard III!
And isn't that your own hump?
- I'm not joking!
- Yes, there are no humps! At the moment I don't see no humps!
- What you don't see these heaps?
- And you're convinced that you pulled all the wrapping paper?

What you have bad becomes the character, when you drink and when you go, eat and sit!

- I envy you, Sydney. You're more talented than I am. In all. You're better than me... You dress better than I do.
- Let's just say: I'm better than you!

- I don't suppose you would be willing to spend your summer vacation in new York, if I'm invited.
- No, well only if all the others leave out.

You're always afraid of what you might like. Happiness - it's so corny...
- No, just banal this phrase.

- We, of course, was a minimal chance at happiness... but with regard to sex, I think he was never a stumbling block!
Yes, Yes. But wonder of architecture it also will not name!

- As I understand it, you have a new novel.
A novel? I? At my age?! God forbid, I have a lover!
- Writer, I think.
- No, no, a journalist from the Washington Post. He is 54, he has heart problems, asthma, tendency to alcoholism, and he had the lightest head in this country, after me, of course.

- You know what I dream? About the granddaughter. With my daughter I seem to have come a complete ass.
- Yes, I think nobody else can so accurately Express their sentimental feelings...

- The first time I see how nervous you are.
- Oh, leave, please, I was nervous once in a lifetime on our wedding night... and it was after sex.

- I love you... in his own way.
Mine does not suit me, I want you to love me in my opinion!