Performance: Crazy day or the marriage of Figaro

- Was here? It would have been better if she had lied... Cherubino's worst enemy would not have wished him such a misfortune now.

- That our wives think that if they love us, then it is all... Hammered it into his head and like, so carefully, so helpful that at one point, instead of experiencing bliss, begin to experience satiety.
- God, what a lesson!
- In fact, Suzon, I often think: here we are looking on the side of pleasure, which don't get at home, just because our wives don't know enough art to keep us attracted, to love every time anew, to revive, well, if I may say so, the best thing about having the beauty of diversity.
- So, women should all...
- And men - nothing? But we can't change the laws of nature? Our job is to achieve reciprocity, and the case of women...
- A woman's job?
- To be able to hold us back. This is often overlooked.
- Oh, no! I will not forget.

When personal interests are not arming us women against each other, we are all as one, ready to defend our poor oppressed gender from these awful, rude and such narrow-minded men!

- You, doctor Bartolo, a philologist?
- Yes!
- And I'm a Professor of Philology!

- Where have I seen this guy?
- Me? Your wife, in Seville, I was summoned to her service.
- When?
Less than a year before the birth of your youngest son. By the way, a wonderful guy, I'm proud of it!
- Yes, I have the most beautiful!
- Well, that's understandable!

- Sir, it is you to judge us?
- Of course! Why I bought this post?
- God! Like it's wrong, what posts we have for sale!
Yes... it would be Better if they were giving them away.

Time - an honest man, as the Italians say, and they always tell the truth! That's time I show who wants to harm me, and who I want good.

To drink, when no thirst no, and at any time to make love is this, Madam, we differ from other animals.

Who else will stay in the castle - watch out for Countess?
- Yeah, well watch, Your Excellency? Countess - she's a healthy woman! What are you talking about?
- Healthy-it is healthy...

- Your Excellency! Born to be a courtier!
- I say such a hard craft...
- Receive, take, ask! The three words the whole mystery.

And are not you ashamed to play by the honor of a decent woman?
- I'm almost with any of the women themselves won't allow: fear to get to the point!

When a woman is angry is common sense it is not look!

... and stasiulio the SRT ECU, which I'm still sorry!

- If nothing could force You to do this the only fair step to marry me, help me, at least, to marry another...
- Here it is - with pleasure! Just tell me - who is this mortal, forgotten by God and women?