Performance: Princess Turandot

They have from the capital will not leave. They all without exception love the capital... life.
- Ah, life. I thought it was something else.

Did not tell us Their Highness about his life-Genesis
Not he called us a name
And sure fit his name.

Always wanted to have a drink with you on the sandwich... bruderstra...

Prince head risks? Risk!
- Ah... it turns out that Prince head is at risk? Risk!
Prince, it turns out, head risks? Risk!
- Ah... it turns out that the Prince Lanovoy flirting!

My love prevents me to understand and appreciate the blessing is Yours, but time will enlighten a tired mind. Now I can only cry.

Not measure, Bars, sweet love yardstick of interest!

I can't imagine what can I become the slave of men!
- You're too young, Princess, and tell You the pride and stubbornness! And how come the age is unhappy, the fans will disappear, then there will come a time in vain regrets! What can You lose? Some sort of... honor? Some overwrought glory?

In order to get rid of mice, you need them all to drive under the wardrobe, and then quickly saw off the legs! And that's all.

Well, you guys still never guess so I'll tell you straight that Starts with an "e" and ends with "X", it will be a pet of anduh!

First zagadochna is very simple: why a camel doesn't eat candy? It is simple, but no one will know, and you Patalaska, too.
- Why the camel doesn't eat candy? Yes, because it has no vitamins!
- And it never was!
- Ah! In! I figured it out. I figured it out. Because a camel does not eat the wool that is not always in pharmacies!
- You have not! And yesterday I threw it away!
- A camel never knew!
- I'm not a camel and lost two kilos!
- Well, wait! Well! Why camel does not eat wool?
I just don't want to!

I don't know, Your Majesty, where are born so lazy?
- Where they are born... You know, where I was born?
- Well, I guess.
- Do you know where? I was born to do.... this... the letter "X"!
- I knew it! Khimki-Hovanskii!
- Nothing like that! The letter "X," here it is, how it... well, Lord, well, you eat flies mosquitoes! Oh! In Florencia!
- Penalosa! Well, what are you actually talking about? Made me laugh! Well how can you say that you were born in this like.... So I'd first have already said and then you thought! Well, how is it that you say that you were born there, in this how to.... You're Ryazan!
- Nothing of the sort! I'm from another village.

This is why I have him over to give advice? Why me? I now head - the output! Yesterday I was very hard, mental work!

Boldly said, and most importantly - on time! Well, really, Your Majesty, States You and pona Parana...... the United States we have... porana... I perestavali, in General, to give advice - nobody. I think it is very, Hey man, I think we have a very large this is a sofa bed. Academician in the academician sits and academics expelled. I would half exiled to the hinterland.

- Brighella, the horror! Horror, Brighella!
- I don't want to scare! What is the generalization: the horror? Some of the weaknesses we have. What you ran here, you know, panic divorce?
- Brighella, the people demand!
- Well, what he requires? What does he lack?
- Marriage!
- What?
- Marriage!
- Yes you stop, the marriage is enough!
- OOI! Brighella, it requires marriage in a very different way.
- What?
Well, in the sense that I am given to another... and no nails.
- Nails? And where does the nails?
- Oh, well, how would you explain it? For example, your mother must have been married. If your mother was not married - you would be, ha ha, was not.
- Yes, my mother was not married, and I have!
- How did you do it?
- And synthetic - resins. She told me - from the resin.