Pets [Theme]

And with them I feel like one of my own!

Not a person, but some kind of hunchbacked horse!

Some pet dogs, some pet cats. I want to pet the Kraken.

I'm not going to have pets. They sit on the head of the owners.

A house where birds sing is not afraid of any evil eye!

Family with cats and dogs.

I am too far behind the trends, but some of them seem inhumane to me. Why do we continue to breed decorative animals? Most do not even take out atmospheric pressure. All my life I have had babies at home who simply beat life records. One cat was over twenty. It seems to me that he did not go for a walk to the basement, but went somewhere for a transplant. There are seven billion people in the world, we have Pekingese so we don't get lonely. Call the radio, the daytime air dips as everyone's taking their shit to the vet. They are still dwarf. All these mini-pigs, rabbits, chanterelles. Why is everything decreasing? So that odnushka, or what, seemed more? It is not normal if the dog instead of the booth lives in a cut-off five-liter.

I believe the turtle is a Jewish pet. She knows her place. On the lawn. She doesn't bark. He does not vomit dralon.

A cat in the house is a trainer of responsibility and love. The hamster is, on the contrary, a simulator of death and loss.

You will not be lost.

- Hi Meire! How are you doing early in the morning?
- Fall away... Just spent half an hour of my life choosing an aquarium for the turtle you brought home.
- He was so excited. I think it will benefit him - taking care of a living being.
- You said the same thing about the lizard. Two weeks later, I flured it down the toilet.

People now have such strange pets. I've read that a snake is recognized as the best pet for a Muscovite, because it is easy to handle and brings peace and quiet to the house. I think: of course, everyone just listens to where she crawls.

If the cat recognizes you, it means something.

He grinned, but I understood: years of servile submission to the two-legged ensure that he will treat me with some degree of respect due to the fact that I, too, walk on two legs.