pension [Theme]

- He is clean before the law. There are no sins behind him.

Starting next month, it is possible that the size of the pension will increase by 157 rubles. And the amount of child allowances may increase by 321 rubles. And who after that will say that Russia is not a country of opportunities?

I have trouble sleeping, I fall asleep hard, so I like to watch some programs about animals at night. But did you not notice that all these programs are like a criminal chronicle, and such, hardcore, from the 90s? Everyone pees each other out of lawlessness, but thanks to the fact that in these films there is a female voice, it does not sound so harsh: "Of this hundred little turtles, only two or three will survive. Such is life." If the news showed on "Discovery", they would also not listen so dramatically: "As a result of increasing the retirement age to its onset, only two pensioners out of a hundred will live to see it, but such is life."

I wonder where all the grandmothers, like my grandmother, get their money. My grandmother has a pension of eight thousand rubles, but recently she borrowed her uncle four hundred thousand for a car. I don't know where she gets the money from. There is a possibility that all grandmothers have learned to ignore mathematics. Perhaps my grandmother goes to the store and changes five hundred rubles for a thousand.

Pension is the conscience of the state.

- Ninety-five percent of them will stick together, dear. At least the pensions will definitely not go up. How! I said everything!

Retirement is for rich people, the poor die on the job.

I'm beginning to suspect that the Russians and citizens of Russia are different people. To a previous increase in life expectancy have not had time to live, and now here you are! Indulge us, Minister, Oh pet! Life expectancy is growing by leaps and bounds. Soon, the funeral home will be ruined. I understand that you need to justify raising the retirement age, but not as incriminating the same! If the Ministry of health believes that increasing the retirement age will increase life expectancy, the total abolition of pensions is a step to immortality. The question is, what has risen? Apparently, from what you just wrote up a report, as you know, paper will endure. How can so blatantly lie and the most interesting for whom? That's what increased is the level of bullshit, with all the departments at once!

- Move on to the actions of the civilian population in case of earthquake.
- What earthquake? You're with oak collapsed?
In this case, it is important not to panic. You need to take the most important: it documents, money and valuables.
Of the grandmother can not Wake up?
- The main thing - do not use the Elevator!
- But then why the heck am I paying for it? Okay, enough of this nonsense talk! Our pension you saw? Earthquakes, he scares us!

There is only the pros - Friday, weekend wage, vacation and pension.

9,000 of pension you can buy a few meters of rope, a piece of soap, a bottle of vodka and good snacks in order to full, "worthy" and inexpensive to leave to another world.

Who in Russia lives on the minimum pension - that is not living.

Must love life so that it is carried out you retire.

- Woke up and began to think.
- What can you think night?
- When all will live forever, what age we will retire?