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(From the book "Wandering Above the Clouds")
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MegaMozg 26-01-2021 / 03:48
Johnny: We both know this isn't actually true.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2021 / 13:00
If you have a shotgun, size does not matter.
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MegaMozg 13-07-2020 / 05:30
Benton saw that the people loyal to Haru, they wanted to follow him.
- People confuse body size with leadership.
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MegaMozg 18-06-2020 / 20:27
And you can change it to 7000-th size? And it is not coming... No? Okay, then just top put on.
Quote Explanation: When you buy "Cloth armor".
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MegaMozg 08-06-2020 / 01:30
The doctor said: "Fima, the good news is that I can get rid of your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which your balls put pressure on the lower spine, and this pressure makes you a terrible headache. The only way to reduce this pressure - removal of the eggs."
Fima was desperate. He even got sick to live. But there was no choice, and he agreed to go under the knife...
When he got out of the hospital for the first time in 20 years he suffered a headache, but it never left a regret for a lost part of himself. But then he decided that we needed to start a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "if I do not buy a new suit?"
He entered the store and told the clerk: "I need a suit." Elderly seller gave him a quick glance and said, "So... Height 44".
Fima laughed, "Right, how do you know?" "60 years in business!"
Fima tried on the suit, he was fit!
While Fima was admiring herself in the mirror, the salesman asked: "How about a new shirt?"
Fima thought and agreed.
The seller looked at the Fima and said, "So. 34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck".
And again, Fima said, "Right, how do you know?" "60 years in business!"
Fima tried on the shirt, and she sat great!
When Fima was corrected in front of the mirror, the collar, the salesman asked: "Maybe you need new shoes?"
Fima liked this idea very much - the seller looked at the Fima and said, "So... 9-½ E".
Fima was shocked: "that's Right, how do you know?" "60 years in business!"
Fima tried on the boots and they came to him.
Fima walked around the store, and the salesman asked: "what about underwear?"
Fima thought and agreed.
The salesman stepped back, eyed vzgladom waist Fima and said, "well... Size 36".
Fima laughed: "ha Ha! Here I caught him! I'm eighteen years old I wear a 34-d!"
The seller shook his head: "You can't wear 34. 34th size lingerie giving your eggs to the bottom of the spine, and you will have a terrible headache".
Work with professionals! It will save you time, effort and, possibly, eggs.
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MegaMozg 25-05-2020 / 15:00
- No. Just a balloon in a pot will not fit. They are too large.
Is other will not fit! And my fit!
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MegaMozg 23-05-2020 / 16:21
Slim will be cold in bed.
Fat in the door goes hardly.
Fun will be a prostitute,
But with a sad sex once a month and not more often.
Make cold sore throat.
Hot - scratched the back.
To be with leggy not with hands,
When she puts on heels.
The one that smart - be fooled easily.
To live with stupid - it's also nonsense.
Pretty easily goes to another,
A terrible shame home.
That has, then we do not say,
You look only at the size of her Breasts.
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MegaMozg 13-05-2020 / 17:24
Boots new, size old.
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MegaMozg 17-11-2019 / 20:02
I read in one magazine article "Ten secrets of female sexuality". Right there immediately says: "Look at women purse, it will tell you a lot about her owner, because according to Freud women's handbag is the image of the vagina and in that sense shape, color and size matter." I thought, "How bold! For the magazine "Domashniy Ochag" to write the word "vagina"". Definitely not the reservoir? <...> I was hurt, because I, for example, no handbags, and never was. I have a backpack design! And Yes, I wear it on the back. And Yes, it is very roomy. Now all women have a big bag and I understand why. Because now we leave the house in the campaign: first, go to the subway, then to work, then to gym, then to the store, then back to the subway. So in my bag, a computer, charging, conditioning, shampoo, dreams, hopes, memories, frozen Pollock... Where me this to wear? But where, where... All according to Freud, guys!
7 Season 9 Series Release Date: 27.10.2019
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MegaMozg 28-10-2019 / 11:30
Short-sighted person - which through a magnifying glass to see.
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MegaMozg 15-10-2019 / 01:00
The large size of the brain has not made any elephant the Nobel prize.
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MegaMozg 17-04-2019 / 10:02
If you are small, it is still capable of great.
1 Season 11 Series
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MegaMozg 17-02-2019 / 02:42
Oh, the Furious Five! You are much more of my figures! Well, except for the praying mantis. It is the same.
Quote Explanation: For a fan of Kung fu and the Furious Five and is the owner of a collection of wooden toys reduced prototypes Furious Five.
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MegaMozg 05-02-2019 / 12:21
I understand why the brothers do not come here. After you be a COP in a big city, small towns seem so boring.
Quote Explanation: Henry Jr. is the son of an officer Otto
1 Season 14 Series
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MegaMozg 06-01-2019 / 07:02