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Pan Michal, you are less tit, little grain you eat, the thimble was drunk, and I, thank God, not chicken scratch from the sand raked, and the woman gave birth.
- I have a flask, well, if I chicken out of the sand raked, I think vodka for such a small person you don't like.
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MegaMozg 17-12-2018 / 04:06
We should be sorry of the planet, because they don't know how big and round they are.
Quote Explanation: Newsletter from the National Astronomical Agency
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MegaMozg 16-11-2018 / 01:20
Found a Cat cassette with the inscription: "XXX". Said the Cat what is the movie about the Lover, the Mistress and the Hulk. Asked why then the pants zinaidy rice Zakharovna loved written: "XXXL"? I don't know. Probably: "Good Hamster - Mug burst".
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MegaMozg 14-08-2018 / 00:04
... Rushing faster than the wind, he crosses the Paradise, which are thousands of times more human world, one day...
Quote Explanation: Excerpt from information about the Peacemaking angel grade Beginning
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Viker 28-07-2018 / 12:11
In large letters was printed the words are completely irrelevant, and all material depicted in the fine print.
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MegaMozg 18-06-2018 / 00:04
- Hey Munchkin, you ready to fuck this chick?
- Just so you know, the old woman, when I was in the Slammer, everyone called me a three-legged!
Ha! When your feet are at ten centimeters, I see no reason to be proud of.
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MegaMozg 31-05-2018 / 11:46
In geopolitics, as in the case with Godzilla, size matters. And in both cases the fact that more at times, easier to crush around him, than to look human.
Quote Explanation: From the review Shenderovich in the "Results" 2000. The author ridicules the arrogance and chauvinism of the Russian officials in talks with the West.
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MegaMozg 13-05-2018 / 15:07
It is a poem without rhyme and size.
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MegaMozg 17-02-2018 / 20:08
- Ahriman big?
- Compared to him, your ego is just a grain of sand.
Yeah, I wouldn't want to meet him.
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MegaMozg 16-02-2018 / 13:13
... what would women you sang, size matters!
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MegaMozg 30-01-2018 / 01:04
For the lies of the size and boundaries do not exist.
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MegaMozg 15-12-2017 / 15:04
It is impossible to comply with the measure without knowing its size.
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MegaMozg 15-12-2017 / 09:02
Well, Switzerland, a very small country. Krasnoyarsk Krai covers it as a bull a sheep. She makes an effort and works as a diesel in the Arctic, but is unable to cure everyone in that far country where we thrive.
Quote Explanation: The monologue of "Closely". [about drugs]
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MegaMozg 27-09-2017 / 15:06
And ass isn't.
- And you have a small!
- What!?..
- ... The brain, Steve, brain.
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MegaMozg 07-07-2017 / 00:06
This town is too small for your love.
Quote Explanation: A line from the poem "Bird on the windowsill".
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:41
