computers [Theme]
When your whole world is a computer screen, everything turns into zeros and ones.
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Viker 13-03-2024 / 10:51
He's too old to have a complex password.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2024 / 04:24
Quote in English
Quote Explanation: The T-850 has lost control and is trying to kill John. But he tries to reason with him...
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MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 23:21
- This is my fuel.
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Viker 28-11-2022 / 13:54
The production of computers especially for parents will be launched very soon. They will have only two functions: on / off and Skype.
Release Date: 25.12.2015
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MegaMozg 17-12-2021 / 17:57
- Over time, everything decreases in size. Computers, phones, apples, knives, souls.
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MegaMozg 10-12-2021 / 11:12
In 2008, when the US government decided to shake up the American economy with a direct injection of $ 600 to each US citizen personally (in practice, they gave only $ 300), Mark Feber wrote in his monthly report: The federal government wants to give each US citizen $ 600. but if we spend this money at Walt Mart, the money will go to China, if we spend this money on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs. If we buy computers, the money will go to India. If we buy fruit, the money will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala. If we buy a high quality car, the money will go to Germany or Japan. If we buy a trinket, the money will go to Taiwan. If we buy drugs, the money will go to Bolivia, Colombia or India. And not a single cent will go towards improving the American economy. The only way to leave money in America and help the economy is to spend it on beer and prostitutes, since this is the only commodity still produced in the United States. And I will definitely contribute.
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MegaMozg 12-11-2021 / 18:30
- According to my data, on Earth, manifestations of idiocy correlate with manifestations of genius as 77 to 1.
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Viker 29-09-2021 / 17:05
Mom told her friends to journalists that I was such an unpretentious child that a closet with a computer is enough for me to be happy, where a pack of pasta is thrown from time to time. She was not far from the truth. No one was afraid that this child would be kidnapped. (I wonder if anyone would have noticed this?)
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MegaMozg 31-05-2021 / 10:42
... Everyone should know at least a little bit how to program on a computer. That is, computer code is twenty-first century Latin.
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MegaMozg 13-05-2021 / 08:09
The computer is the worst invention of humanity. He's worse than gonorrhea, cops and psychiatrists.
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MegaMozg 26-04-2021 / 14:42
It's just that computers have helped a person not to need another person. If in the distant past people did not always like their social circle, but still needed to communicate, since they demanded status, position and the like, and there was no way out, then by the end of the 21st century, technologies did everything for a person.
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MegaMozg 18-12-2020 / 08:00
We talked about the origin of life and the Higgs bosons. No one understood this and, therefore, the conversation flowed smoothly and pleasantly.
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MegaMozg 03-12-2020 / 11:45
In the hands of the most of you computers are millions of times smarter than the one who fifty years ago put a man on the moon. Human genius is a great power. Every day we solve the unsolvable. Imagine what would your ancestors, knowing that we can fly, cure disease, pay for Parking with credit cards... If we are capable of incredible, you'll be able to push off course the space rock, but only if we work together.
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MegaMozg 11-08-2020 / 21:18
I let you fill my guts back room of the USS enterprise, but why do you sit here and take up space that could get clients?
Quote Explanation: Hacker says Fletcher, who decided to work in the cafe, and not in the back.
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MegaMozg 06-07-2020 / 21:30