women [Theme] Page 703

Women's woven of paradoxes, inconsistencies stitched and stuffed with vzaimosblizheniyu. Maybe that's why they get so giddy?..

Never think that you other than would be otherwise than being different in cases where otherwise it is impossible not to be.

The Union of foolish men and foolish women creates a mother-heroine. The Union of foolish women and clever man creates a single mother. Union smart women and foolish men creates a normal family. Union of intelligent men and intelligent women creates flirtation.

I tell you true: you're the only woman I want to change.

If girls of good character is suspicious.

One woman can make You fly like an eagle. Another can give You the strength of a lion. But only one in the world can fill You with joy and wisdom, above which there is nothing.

- In vain I listened to her, - he confided to me one day. - Never listen to what they say flowers. You just have to look at them and breathe their fragrance. My flower watered fragrance my entire planet, I could not he happy. This talk about clipping and tigers... They need me to move, and I got angry...
And he admitted:
- I didn't understand! It was necessary to judge not by words but by deeds. She gave me your scent lit up my life. I had to run. For these pitiful tricks, and the above I had to guess soft. Flowers are so inconsistent! But I was too young, I have not yet learned to love.

Women are in a much better position than men: for them, there are more restrictions.

Tits don't make a woman a woman. The female essence is the vanishing point of two straight lines - her feet.

We are women, we are interchangeable...

- You know, the woman on the ship - to big trouble.
- Do not take it - it will be worse.

Woman, as a chemical element
Item: 115
Title: Woman
Symbol: Fm
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: 60 kg; also found isotopes from 40 to 250 kg.
Prevalence: Very common.
Physical properties:
Melts at a certain impact. Boils spontaneously and without external causes cooled. The coefficient of expansion is increasing over the years. Rumpled at squeezing in the certain places.
Chemical properties:
Very good interacts with Au, Ag, Pt and other noble metals. Absorbs expensive substances in large quantities. Can suddenly explode. Quickly saturated with ethyl alcohol. Activity varies depending on the time of day.
Application:
Widely used for decorative purposes, especially in sports cars. Is very effective........ means. Helps to relax and relieve stress.
Qualitative reaction:
Acquires a green color, if there is other sample of higher quality.
Precautions:
When injected into the inexperienced hands represents a serious danger. It is prohibited to have more than one sample. However, you can have a larger number of samples, but keep them separated from each other, so they interacted each other..

Why are women so much time and money paid to his appearance, not the development of intelligence?
Because the blind men are much less than intelligent.
(Ranevskaya asked: "Why beautiful women have greater success than smart?" What Lars had said, "It's obvious - because the blind men are very few and stupid are a dime a dozen".)

You often hear about youth vandalism, but why is no one talking about the psychological vandalism that repairing these old bitches?