beer [Theme]

I just returned, you see. I thought a hot ham and cold beer were waiting for me, but here - ass!

April is rich in water, and October is rich in beer.

Answer,

Who does not risk drinking someone else's beer, he does not drink beer. »»-------------¤-------------««

- That's why you drink it every day...

But Russian tourist is not so easy to break.

I owe you a beer! Gordon, I'm Barney from black mesa. I'm sorry I scared you, I acted out giving in front of the cameras.

Any wine will be terrible if you drink it like beer. It is obvious.

Yes, I think I've had enough, Red. I've had enough.

In 2008, when the US government decided to shake up the American economy with a direct injection of $ 600 to each US citizen personally (in practice, they gave only $ 300), Mark Feber wrote in his monthly report: The federal government wants to give each US citizen $ 600. but if we spend this money at Walt Mart, the money will go to China, if we spend this money on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs. If we buy computers, the money will go to India. If we buy fruit, the money will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala. If we buy a high quality car, the money will go to Germany or Japan. If we buy a trinket, the money will go to Taiwan. If we buy drugs, the money will go to Bolivia, Colombia or India. And not a single cent will go towards improving the American economy. The only way to leave money in America and help the economy is to spend it on beer and prostitutes, since this is the only commodity still produced in the United States. And I will definitely contribute.

The old truth, the more we love a woman, the less time we have for beer, garage, friends and fishing. Women, now I want to appeal to you: never put a man in front of a choice, you or beer, otherwise you will have less man in your life, and more beer.

- Well then, Lokomotiv, probably? A? Look, I got offended and left ... It turns out that Zenith is cooler! Cheers cheers!

I got into a terrible situation last year, I got a hundred thousand dollars. I'm not showing off! The thing is, I bought a beer for a five-hander and lost my phone. And okay, if I lost only my phone, I also lost my passport. This is a terrible situation! I went to restore my sim-card, I come to the salon, they tell me: "Your passport!" I went to the State Services website to register my passport, and I was registered there by my phone number. As a result, I spent three days without a passport and a phone, as if I'm 14. The only plus, three days were very cool. Imagine, I was as free of scammers for three days. Nobody can get me. <...> Well, I have a passport. With a passport, I easily restored my sim card, I have been chasing with a passport for six months and I feel that it spoils me. I'm already a little bit like "not from here, you know?"
I bought cigarettes, they asked me for a passport and I was like: "I'm so sorry ... Check it". And there it was written: "Antipin Denis, urban-type settlement." I'm like, "Shit happens, yok-makaryok!"

“We just had a nice chat about a possible end of the world,” he replied, shaking his head. - Not in general terms, like students who ran out of beer by two o'clock in the morning, but quite specifically about a very specific end of the world that could happen today.