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Compare the US Constitution with horoscopes! If you staged an act of self-immolation to win, I wouldn't mind.

The quote became winged, and also acquired a playfully ironic meaning as a model and stamp of one of the bureaucratic turns of the overgrown administrative apparatus in the socialist realist era.

Do you know why God first created snakes and then lawyers? I wanted to practice. This is the only anecdote I know because all the others are true.

Gray-haired bankers fled with their wives, talented businessmen fled, leaving trusted assistants in Moscow, who were instructed not to lose touch with the new world that was emerging in the Moscow kingdom, homeowners who left their homes for loyal secret clerks, industrialists, merchants, lawyers, public figures . Journalists fled, Moscow and St. Petersburg, corrupt, greedy, cowardly. Kokotki. Honest ladies from aristocratic families. Their tender daughters, Petersburg pale harlots with painted carmine lips. Secretaries of directors of departments ran, young passive pederasts. Princes and altynniks, poets and usurers, gendarmes and actresses of the imperial theaters fled. All this mass, seeping into the gap, kept its way ...

Do you know the first commandment of a lawyer? Every law has its own amendment.

Quote in English

"Because a man like you would kill himself if he did that."

Kakwas, my child, you are a glorious fellow and your whole soul is like your father. Your head is huge, and there must be a lot of brains in it. I noticed this a long time ago and therefore had the intention of making you a lawyer. But lawyers are no longer in fashion, and the profession of a politician is unprofitable. You judged wisely, there is nothing better than the craft of an editor.

Hubble began his career as a lawyer and later became an astronomer. Therefore, there is hope for everyone.

You won't win the battle for the twenty-first century if you're stupid and Americans are stupid! <... > you know who cares about our stereotypes about the Chinese in Dr. Seuss' books? China! All a billion four hundred million to score on this "flying herr from the crouching tiger"! Because they're not stupid, they're serious, like a mahach in prison! <... > In two generations, China has built as many as 500 cities from scratch, pulled the vast majority of its vast population out of poverty into the middle class, captured almost the entire 5G and pharmaceutical market... and I bought Africa. <... > At the national level - we have every week of infrastructure transformations, but since 2009 we have not done anything. Half the country is endlessly vigilant about someone's rights, deciding whether to have a hera at the potato head toy, and the other half wants the reptilians to stop and stop eating children! We're stupid! Even if we agree on something with each other, like abolishing small coins - No! - inertia, cover ass, bribes, lawyers, cowardice! Nothing moves in this downtrodden rectum of the country! We see the problem and ignore it! We lie to ourselves, swear, endlessly sue, sweep under the carpet, and then make some bills or decisions like from the ass, not working for ten years. <... > We are not losing to China. We've already lost. It's just that the consequences haven't been felt yet.

Quote in English

A lawyer never loses a client - quite often.

Good lawyers mostly live honestly, work hard and die in poverty.

- Ferhat, look, you made a decision. Right? Then you encourage him a little. Let the lawyers say.
- Well, we're divorced. We're divorced, but....
There is no "BUT". There is no "JUST" no "BUT" !
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