wedding [Theme]

Don't scare off the groom!

She looked happy and seemed so normal... She told them that we would rent an apartment together next year. Then about our graduation, our daily nine to five job, our new apartment with a mortgage. Then - engagement. And then there's the wedding. Another mortgage, this time on a house. Children. New expenses. Then the four R's: disappointment, divorce, frustration and destruction. It's all so predictable. Although she always said that she was not like everyone else, she was exactly like that - ordinary.

- Oh, then I recommend meringue. Ask! Under such circumstances, overeating is harmful. Would you like an amorous inscription with cream? We can do it in French.

“You surprised me with this,” Hermione responded.

How ruthless and flighty a girl raised at court can be, I need to marry a simple city woman.

When they are young, girls generally don’t support each other because there is strong competition for men. Have you seen how girls catch a bouquet at a wedding? There is also a kinder video with feeding piranhas, do I understand correctly? I think: why if you caught a bouquet does it mean that you will get married? It simply means that you are clever. I have never seen someone write on Tinder: Looking for

I offer the heart you already own and the hand you can always lean on.

- Zaza, change your mind! Why do you need a fourth walk?!

A daughter-in-law who does not suck up to her future mother-in-law is just a fool!

- Kill me! Take a sharp object and stick it in my throat!

Why suffer so much? After all, I can avoid it, as everyone avoids. I will find the same lonely one. I inspire myself: here it is, my happiness. Month after month I will wave my red cloak in front of him until I stick the final sword into his withers. The bull will fall on the sand and propose to me. The wedding will be followed by children - one, another, maybe a third. Then the grandchildren will go. Farewell desert, I will not see you until the end of my life ...

The next morning has come, and she still shows me off to work in her warm and cozy sweater. So many years have passed, but she is the closest person.

I'm actually glad that I didn't have a posh proposal to get married, because then there was a very abrupt transition to ordinary life. A friend of mine made an offer on the roof of one of the towers of Moscow City. The guy brought her there, took off the blindfold from her eyes, everything is covered with white rose petals, there is a white piano and Anton Belyaev is playing behind it. By the way, they have already divorced. And this is not surprising, because this is a fabulous offer. After this, you can't go into everyday life, into this routine. Think about it: the roof, the piano, and then you come, and he's gone to hell, and he's also trying to blame the dog. And the dog is like, "Here you are a scumbag, I actually have Super-Premium food, which can't be said about your "Chebupeli"!

This whole world is for men. The women are not interested here, they are bored here. Have you ever seen a genuinely interested woman in a veil?