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And just a vocational school graduate!..
№ 465861   Added MegaMozg 13-04-2024 / 15:54
There's a snowstorm blowing outside!
№ 465375   Added MegaMozg 01-04-2024 / 04:09
Then she returned to the ward fully armed with perfection.
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№ 464916   Added MegaMozg 19-03-2024 / 15:15
A respectful son, like his wife, should get up with cock crows, wash quickly, comb his hair, get dressed and immediately go to his parents. With bated breath, they should respectfully ask how they slept, if they were cold, if the bed and clothing were comfortable, if they were still experiencing any inconvenience, if they were sick. Then you need to help your parents get up, wash, take care of breakfast for them, and only after that you can leave for a while for other things.
№ 451908   Added MegaMozg 17-03-2023 / 14:06
No, I can't... I'll go and take three hundred drops of essential valerian. <...> I'll go to bed. Forget about sleep...
No, I cant... Ill go and take three hundred drops of...
№ 449448   Added MegaMozg 27-01-2023 / 02:18
I don't understand why all the songs about loneliness are so sad. There are also some metaphors about a cold bed ... Everything is fine with the bed! Much sadder is that now I always sit on a cold toilet seat, wow. It has always been warm before. In general, I think that if the family hearth exists, then this is it.
Release Date: 01.10.2022
№ 445113   Added MegaMozg 03-10-2022 / 08:09
- We are now discussing a spiritual and moral problem. But since you started talking about it, I will say - I do not want clarity at all in order to go to bed with Anyone today. I just want to know that you are no longer her husband.
Quote Explanation: Dyckoff-Derenthal's wife, Emma (Love) Efimovna Store, was at the same time Savinkov's mistress.
- We are now discussing a spiritual and moral problem. But...
№ 443373   Added MegaMozg 12-08-2022 / 17:42
Bed, sex - like rain, nature needs it, but no one has canceled umbrellas.
№ 441924   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2022 / 21:51
Tastier meat from hunger. Tired, you don't notice the bed. Everyone's cuckoos have gone, none of them notice.
№ 441537   Added MegaMozg 27-06-2022 / 11:33
Think Miranda. Trust my instincts. What a lustful look he has... Don't you think you're in a hurry, dear? You just got divorced. Let the sheets cool down before inviting someone to bed.
Think Miranda. Trust my instincts. What a lustful look he...
№ 439861   Added MegaMozg 26-05-2022 / 19:33
The streets were filled with treasure seekers, each with a shovel in his hand. If the dragon really made a bed for himself somewhere in the city, then tomorrow he will have to sleep on the floor.
№ 439723   Added Viker 26-05-2022 / 18:23
God forbid she does not wake up in the same form!
№ 438785   Added MegaMozg 24-05-2022 / 23:45
Oh, these women, huh? It seems so cute, affectionate, but they don't go to bed ...
Oh, these women, huh? It seems so cute, affectionate, but...
№ 431475   Added MegaMozg 01-11-2021 / 00:00
Get to bed early, get up early - and you will meet very few influential people.
№ 429698   Added MegaMozg 30-09-2021 / 00:48
You know, it's very cool when there is a purpose in life, something that stimulates you, for which you leave bed in the morning. But sometimes the goal becomes an obsession. And this is already bad. Believe me, this has happened to me.
№ 429457   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 18:12