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Our first step was to bed. We just starving: it is - me, I - for sex. What harmony!
№ 77670   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 12:41
Something like that with me already, when I was choosing a dress for the prom in color to the newly purchased shoes, and the shoes before that color to the new cowards! The woman is a genius sequence...
№ 81056   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:05
Take the first step and you will understand that it is not so scary.
(Take a step forward - and you realize that things are not so scary just because that is most frightening.)
№ 99421   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 02:41
- But how Ukrainian is the hotel?
- Wanted.
- A room?
- Numer.
- A feather as?
- Parina!
- Ops, so I know the Ukrainian language!
№ 132079   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 10:57
- In the American film never had a chance to show the toilet, the more you drain the water.
Maybe we ought to shoot the film in France and show a bidet?
№ 150184   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 09:10
Sometimes it's not who you are playing and against whom.
1 Season 11 Series
№ 173155   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 16:34
Slowly - so long.
№ 190654   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:45
"I against my brother brother and I against the infidels."
What does that mean?
It means that they swear, but when needed, you can always see Michaelson, which protects the other mikaelson.
2 Season 22 Series
№ 205081   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 19:31
I don't drink, smoke, take drugs, sleep with no one and are in constant stress because of the inability to be alone. Food and books are all I have left!
№ 210512   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 13:04
There are things that can not be bought for money. For example, good taste in music.
№ 217093   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:03
Where will we get our ship? Hey, a lonely rock in the ocean, no escaping us you. Tochi fangs salty waves, here we come!
№ 227518   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:41
Happiness that seem to be the same.
№ 241887   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:34
From the excessive praise the talent is shallow overwritten.
№ 257299   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:29
- You still ever get married?
I looked at the father with a sigh of weary indignation.
- You don't even know, put on pants today, why do I have to know, will I ever be married?
№ 268230   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 12:16
A labyrinth is not a place for a date. This is the place for thrills. The most important thing to remember, which way is North and where the West and East...
№ 283542   Added MegaMozg 18-04-2017 / 20:50