TV show: Cartoon Personality

Don't believe us - is meaningless and silly
And not to restrain our ardent passion,
When we proudly take over the magnifying glass
To see nameresult.
Neither the Democrats and not the Communists
No "Topol-M", or even "Gazprom"
The country can not help but nanisty
One motion will deal with the enemy!

Ah, Tinochka... You think me stupid, but I'm in PE was first!

Is a chainsaw "Friendship", I stole it!
- Stolen?
- Of course! I know that the friendship money can't buy!

(The lawyer's calling Hiddink)
- Gus, Hello! That's Dick. How are you?
- Hi, Dick! I bet 100 Euro that it is better than you.
- What are you doing there, Turkish hookahs smoke?
- No, Russian. I gave her Berezutski goodbye.
- Gus, what are you doing with these Russians that they played better?
- There in the corner is a stick with nails. Take it.
Why?
- See Ignashevich will understand. Wait, dick, I get a call.
(Hiddink is interrupted by another call)
- Hello? Hello? I'm listening to. Say, my time is expensive. You have 5 euros.
(The handset is silent, is heard sobbing)
- Gus?
- Sorry, Dick. Someone was breathing into the phone.
- So, it's Arshavin, how to drink, all the ex calls, I was when he left Zenit. So you gonna tell me the secret?
- Then, write down the recipe for victories.
(Finds a lawyer are shot with liquid and one drop drips on the chair. The chair begins to play with the ball)
I have found your potion. Thank you, Gus.
- I have to disappoint you: it even works on plants, birds, and furniture, but not in Russian! Come on, dick, good luck! But that's...
- What, Gus?
- Tell Zhirkov with a wet head on the street did not go...