TV show: The game

We are from the Urals and this summer we opened the first official coffee shop at the temple. Don't believe me? By the way, in vain, there are discounts for vanilla raf, fifteen percent. But otherwise, this is an ordinary coffee shop with the usual rules: don't kill, don't steal, don't use our wi-fi if you haven't ordered anything. But these are all little things, the main thing is that there is damn delicious coffee.

- Well, they are now the only ones who are not offended!

The larger ones always eat the smaller ones. Bears eat seals. The seal eats fish. The fish eat worms. The worms eat the soil. Hence the conclusion - no one eats cats, that is why they are so arrogant, there are so many of them, they piss in everyone's shoes. You can take all the cats and throw them all into the ocean. So to speak, stick cats in the food chain between the seal and the fish. Let seals eat cats, and cats eat fish. Perhaps it was early. That is why cats are so afraid of water. They are so afraid because they are afraid that there will be a seal lying in wait for them.

What do the finance minister and Nurlan Saburov have in common? Both do not know what will happen next.

We are forty years old. This is a midlife crisis. You just have to endure it. Literally two or three years and will get even worse.

- Imagine, last night the doorbell rang, I open it, and there is a baby in a basket. Well, why should you be a hooligan if you can't run away after the call?

- And men do not have any problems with this at all! I touched it - and that's it! The violet has blossomed!

I will build temples, temples everywhere!

- No, I'm the second row, like a shark.

I took a broom and a scoop - go back, Igor.

- Yes ... But one smoked cigarette gives life to a bull.

- Me too, I just live nearby, it was kapets loud. By the way, I thought: what if they take us to the zoo so that rich animals would look at us? Judge for yourself. Lions. Sometimes they don't even come out, they don't really give a fuck.

- Sanya, well, what Malgenstern? Mandelstam!

Christie. Fuck you, detective! And it’s incomprehensible that the killer is heroin!