TV show: Big difference
Cars, Chicks, pants cashmere -
The way I see the future of the world,
For all Russians as a whole positively
Culturally, political and sports!
Not far off the era of nanotechnology
Disappear stupid, but first they'll fix all the roads
Russia will become the world champion in football
Skiing, hockey, cricket and baseball.
Yes there is! Other countries do not -
Russia will win all the corny!
Oh yeah! The whole world is at your feet,
And the President is your octopus!
Everything will be awesome,
Sure everything will be awesome!
Someone immediately, someone gradually
I know this for sure - all will be awesome!
Everything will be awesome,
Very soon all will be awesome!
I was an octopus with a big head,
Give it to cut off - everything will be awesome!
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MegaMozg 25-11-2018 / 21:19
Everything will be awesome,
Sure everything will be awesome!
I Oracle modern,
My prediction is everything will be awesome!
Everything will be awesome,
Very soon all will be awesome!
Awesome, just awesome,
When you know that everything will be awesome!
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MegaMozg 25-11-2018 / 21:18
Want to know how to be awesome?
I'll tell you about it certainly!
Thank you, you will meet old age in Jerusalem
- And you'll be bitten by the evil dogs!
- You will be a success, you are going to smile a lot, wear a beautiful shape, to shout: "Free cash!"
- Plant a tree, build a house, raise a son, get rid of complexes, like a man!
- Well, you waiting for a Nobel prize, kid, but you will reject it, as Perelman!
Oh, I see what you're all awesome, but only for God's sake, don't tell her about Lena!
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MegaMozg 25-11-2018 / 21:17
Everything will be awesome,
Sure everything will be awesome!
Big changes ahead -
Pay the money and everything will be awesome!
Everything will be awesome!
Pounds, euros, dollars and yen -
Take what is exchanged!
I know this for sure - everything will be awesome!
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MegaMozg 25-11-2018 / 21:16
I live it's awesome
Nemer dough, in the aquarium's great!
In 2012 call for Europe.
A million? No, no, no! Oh... her ass!
Near my fish only megarespekt,
In the aquarium Jacuzzi,
Yesterday morning, I was lying on the beach,
Almost burned even
And in the evening eat a lot of oysters to need to do an ultrasound...
You ask, where is the money?
Come to me people are stupid at all!
The last take off and put on the dish
Ask, what will happen?
Quote Explanation: Octopus Paul the predictor. Parody Paul Will - "Everything is awesome".
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MegaMozg 25-11-2018 / 21:15
My name is Nastya, not stuck in the problem, I removed the gloss in the costume of eve.
All I want is all I want, I believe in love at first sight.
My name is Potap, always speak the truth, even if it looks offensive and obscene.
I don't need German, French, and English! I'm missing two words: ass and Boobs!!
Quote Explanation: A parody of Potap and Nastya Kamenskih
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MegaMozg 25-11-2018 / 21:12
There was in the world of soldiers from the special forces,
Broken legs he once the infection.
Went to the armchair, such a misfortune,
With him took it for chair parts,
He brought the surgeon cognac and chocolates.
And he flew to another planet,
Became friends there with her aunt from the movie "Aliens",
Said I would give him... feet and other,
He lay in the Solarium, that was blue, tan,
All zashib, he is now an Avatar!
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MegaMozg 25-11-2018 / 21:03
Who will save any dish? - Mayonnaise!
Was in the blood of Robin hood... is Mayonnaise!
Will heal all wounds... is Mayonnaise!
And in the garden will help the mother... is Mayonnaise!
Pickle! Plant-based! Mayonnaise!
He gives people hope... is Mayonnaise!
You can paint their clothes... is Mayonnaise!
They were inspired by Beethoven... is Mayonnaise!
God, the Slavs were considered... is Mayonnaise!
He's a good egg... boiled - Mayonnaise!
He wore during the war, the ammunition... - Mayonnaise!
What they steal from the car in the morning sex gives men...
Pickle! What you need! NPO - Product of Saratov. Mayonnaise! Pickle... May-o - nez!
Release Date: 23.01.2009
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MegaMozg 25-11-2018 / 21:02
- Alexander, spin!
- What's the drum?
- Aah... "sector a Prize", the cat in the bag - it was a "Prank". You are the weakest link, goodbye... damn!
71 Series
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MegaMozg 10-04-2017 / 14:56
- Well, Bond...
- James Bond!
- Congratulations on a job well done! In this regard, letting you go on vacation for a full 30 seconds!
- Thank you!
[after the holidays]
- How was your time?
- Just do not remember... Ready for the next mission!
- You have a new assignment, bond...
James Bond.
59 Series
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MegaMozg 10-04-2017 / 14:56
And just now it became known that the Kremlin was committed to the two call. Who called who - now confirmed.
18 Series
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MegaMozg 10-04-2017 / 14:56
So, the supergame! And in the supergame played: "Lada Kalina", "UAZ Patriot", "Lada Priora" and finally, a super prize - a Car!
7 Series
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MegaMozg 10-04-2017 / 14:56
Antique coal irons, a couple, bronze irons on hot stones in the Tretyakov gallery opened an exhibition "the Return of debts in Russia 18 - 19th centuries".
14 Series Release Date: 27.09.2009
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 21:25
In Elabuga Gorky theatre hosted the premiere of Chekhov's play - capsized both.
Quote Explanation: a review of cultural events for the week
14 Series Release Date: 27.09.2009
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 21:25
The program for the youngest ones, for the most-presamy small - "Goodnight, maggots!".
For you night owls! 16:00 - Morning exercises.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 17:03