TV show: Benny Hill (The Benny Hill Show)

[answer on the wall finely]

[answer on the wall finely]

- Kingdom of heaven?!? You, man, don't even know how to get to the post office! No, what are you talking about?

[answer on the wall below]

York bar.

I know, that's why it's embarrassing!

I met you by chance, and the memory came alive
The first time I tea you to mom brought.
She said, "What's for dinner? Try to guess, son."
And I answered: "Meat loaf". It was her one stocking.
Those Golden days are flying without a trace,
Feelings and dreams of yore will not return we never.
Time you went skinny-dipping, I hid behind the trunk,
You shouted to me: "get Out!" I did not lead his ear.
"Then will come" - you scream. And I yawned,
Well swim, I just want to feed the sharks.
Last year, one of these days, I met you again,
You were a brood of children, husband, nanny and mother-in-law.
Went his way, I smile bonded,
Oh, how fatty and how dreadful now my love!

- Keep in mind, my husband will come home.
But I'm not doing anything!
- I know. But if you're going, you'd better hurry.

My wife only does that thinks about money.
And what is she doing with them?
I do not know. I never give.

- You maintain that street?
- Yes, sir, I sir.
- You deliver milk Mrs. Treder?
- Yes, sir, I deliver.
Is Your pant I hear from her bedroom at one o'clock last Thursday?
- Yes, sir, it was me.
- Now, I'm her husband, and I don't like.
- I also did not like, sir, you see, I have it expunged.

- By the way, great party last night! I saw "Asti Spumante" to burp. Then switched to beer. By the way, I really liked Golden toilet mistress. Very comfortable. That was not the toilet? Then it is clear why so shouted the owner.

- Hello, mother-in-law! Yes, I found my umbrella. Yes. Just like you said. Went to the temple and began to watch, who will hesitate at the words of the commandment "thou shalt Not steal". Happened. No, at the words "thou shalt Not commit adultery" I remembered where it was forgotten.

I like you, Ted?
- Yes, she likes you!
- Do you find me attractive?
- Oh! Yes! That's an understatement!
- You want me, Ted?
Yes, Elsie! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride.

- The truth is that actually, when you say "no" it means "Yes"?
- No.
- So understand!