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- And you are in this state no one will keep. I ask not to poke. We thank God, not slaves to you and in the same field did not sit. Different mainly, thank God.
Okay. As You, Madam so much, didn't stop me? Your husband, dear?
- I would in your place, began to prepare for the meeting with the Emperor. More so, all that you have promised, I thoughtfully recorded. Hindu elephants-inholte, a mere trifle. The circus midgets-freak, riding a giant Golden turtle and Amateur concert, the Italian tenor.
- All!.. Shackles... Siberia... Chaadaev! Who? Who me-I pulled the tongue?!

- Madam, [Mat], and what we did in the morning sit there in silence? Yesterday we had a little? Huh?
- And you, what kind, Vasily Petrovich, nothing from yesterday and don't remember? Need to drink!
I have - since we didn't go-S.
- So I will remind you. Yesterday you didn't just drink and cut up the pig, [licking the plate] around this condition. Yes, at the reception of His Imperial Majesty.
Oh... Who am I?! Well, I hope the king-father did not notice anything? Huh?
- And you, my dear, it was hard not to notice. Especially when you bare in the Palace rode...
- Imagine how beautiful was the spectators... But there was nothing special? I'm still here and not in prison? Oh, God forbid...
- Do not worry if you are leaving has not been announced publicly, for the whole Palace to invite His Imperial Majesty to his home, the manor, the celebration of Exemplary Russian New Year. A word, the king took to arrive...
- Hto body?! [vodka down my throat got] Where are we welcome? What are you, my wife! The mistress of my stables, I was not kept?

Clean boot - winning collateral.