TV show: Bill Engvall: Get your badge (Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign Live)

Do you know why I hate love scenes in movies? Because they are not real. I mean real love. Here's a phrase you never hear in the movie, but every guy has heard at least once in life: "ay, careful, that hurts!" This is a real love. Ladies, you get us into these films, we look at these love scenes and I think they can repeat. Remember the movie "Nine and a half weeks?" In this movie there was a scene where the woman is blindfolded lying on the bed tied up and a guy feeds her a strawberry. She clamped? No! She was wriggling like a worm on a hot sidewalk. And I'm in the cinema I thought: "should I try it". But apparently, sausage and cheese not really make... Who knew?.. Want to show me true love? Show a couple who has sex when they are watching the dog.

Every woman can stop sexual acts their boyfriend or husband just one sentence. And it sounds so: "What are you doing?" This question has only one answer: "Apparently, nothing good..."