TV show: Between two ferns with Zach Galifianakis (Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis)

- Let's talk about trump.
- Oh, come on!
- When you see how well racist remarks triggered the trump, don't you think you should try them too?
By the way, when he was elected President, and kid Rock will become Secretary, you go to Canada, or maybe in the Arctic?
- I will remain in the United States.
And what's the point?
I'll try to prevent him to destroy the entire country.
- Are you going to lead a civil country?
- No, I will not undertake never for weapons. I think it would be too much.
Oh, and you don't want to take up your weapon, you want to take up ours and take it from us. Oh yeah, very cool.

- You want to be the first girl President?
Being President is a great honor and a huge responsibility. But to be the first elected woman President, what it would mean for the younger generation, it really would be priceless.
- I don't think it will be as historically significant or something very cool, but Yes, for the young, younger generation, you'll be the first white President. That's cool.

- If I don't have a computer, what do I do?
- Then call the number 1-800-318-25-96.
- Well, I don't want to take your phone, don't want you to read my posts. Well, you understand.

- You said that if you had a son you would not let him play football. And what makes you think that he would want to play it? What if he was the same nerd as you are?
- I think a woman like Michelle would marry a nerd? Ask her, if she considers me a nerd.
- Can?
- No, I won't be allowed.

- You know what I'd do, as President, Mr. President? I would have banned same-sex divorces. Then look - they have it or not.
- I think that's why you're not President. And that's good.