TV show: Once in Russia

- Well, let's get only the good out of everything. Bread breathes and thank God.

- Exactly the same as Elon Musk on Roskomos. Very annoying.

Starting next month, it is possible that the size of the pension will increase by 157 rubles. And the amount of child allowances may increase by 321 rubles. And who after that will say that Russia is not a country of opportunities?

- Yes, go to hell with your traditional medicine. It is bitter, smelly and bites. Here's how I explain to the wolf, fuck your mother, that I need his eggs to heal the kidneys?

- In the forester's first aid kit. I do not know where.

stage. A show in which the stars of our show business spoil the performances of professional skaters.

channel. Only on our channel in the middle of the program can there be news.

- So, let me think. But really: as soon as she showed this rainbow ice cream, I immediately imagined how they cheerfully urge me on with a rolled towel in the men's shower room. And this is instead of remembering whose dogs were the first to fly into space. Polundra, Russia!

- Today the opponent of the prosecution is on the side, so to speak, of the defense. A woman who changed all her teeth nine times in her life. Woman - Nadezhda Probabkina.

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