Quotes from a television show. Page 298

Is Azamat, Aslan and Zhorik! They are very fond of Marina Vlady, therefore, live in Vladikavkaz.

This is Alan, Kazbek and Zaur, they have their own business in Moscow, they managed metro access to the restaurant car!

Son, they desperately... they kicked... they zastryali you! Where is the life that I gave you for your birthday!

Today's my birthday!
Seventh time this week!
I love this holiday!

There is a legend! If you ever boyar'll take off my hat, come the Apocalypse!
- I take my hat off!
- No Apocalypse! Nail him a hat!

- Why are you wearing a dress? I thought you were a real man, and you?
- Made me do it!
- Who?
- Hormones!

Two hundred people beaten, this is the result of the fight one hundred to one hundred!

Yesterday two drunken wrestlers turned an ordinary beach into a Nude.

Our swimmers saw our wrestlers set a new world record, fifty-meter pools, a 50 m 43 cm

Yesterday, four members of the team Ossetia Sambo came into the restaurant, ate and left. The old-timers say they do not remember such a cultural behavior with a 58-year.

- Who made your red Lamborghini on the entrance, there is a crush not to go, not to leave. I ask, whose red Lamborghini on the entrance!
- Why are you shouting? It's yours.
- I know, but maybe someone didn't know?

Thanks to KVN I can from the stage to say anything! To tangokinesis! Imagine just declared war on the Martians! Let's quickly ask the question, and that is a start!

Thanks to KVN I learned to pun, thanks for the rostrum, caterbow and Pettibone!

Broadcast "Duty of" in the course of a RAID conducted by our operatives, have been detained students! What's your name?
- Snezhana!
- With what purpose did you come to Moscow?
- I came here to work as a prostitute, but by accident went to College and now I'm a student.
- Parents know what you do?
- No, they think I'm a prostitute! I failed them!!!