Book: Encyclopedia of popular stupidity

This is a letter I received from the prison.
"... We, my buddies and got drunk on the dance floor in a small provincial town. It was fun! But to make it more fun..." Our little all! "... I went home for the gun. Brought, I brought the homies. And they ka-AK ran! Well, quite without humor turned out to be!" What happened next is impossible to predict... "So they came back, I began shooting after them!"