TV series: Team. Page 4



A man not without incident!
№ 240880   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 15:58
If souls do not die, then say good-bye is to deny separation.
№ 130451   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 21:36
- So, it turns out, it wasn't me who shot you brother, right?
- Ne-a! Not you.
- Then who?
I have no idea!
- Che are you when I posted it?
That's because you're a cocky son of a bitch who thinks he's smarter than everyone and everyone else puts the instrument.
№ 111839   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:45
Drives like Trotsky! I, too, a victim of the war.
№ 98898   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 02:18
- I used to think all we have to show that cooler than me only boiled eggs. And the Bee still on the drum. He green paper ready to cut the throat. You know, when we are in this plane sat? 3 Oct 1989. Fly then I banged.
You can't say that I had no idea. KOs, KOs, your mother! Monster you alien. If you were my wife, I would you said well you bitch, my life is messed up? But you're not married to you brother.
№ 85351   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 13:51
- Guess a riddle: in winter and summer in one color?
I know, I know: Sasha White!
№ 85346   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 13:51
- Grandma, grandma, why do you have such a big tail?
- And it's not the tail, ' said the Grey wolf and red, and do you still milk on lips has not dried out.
And it's not milk - meets little Red riding Hood.
The wolf blushed even more.
Quote Explanation: The anecdote in the Butyrka
№ 84558   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 22:14
My Olenka, unlike me, our son will be!
№ 84554   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 22:14
You only understand that there are classifications when you play. And there are the opposite - when playing you.
№ 84553   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 22:14
Better a bird in the hand than the pen in one place.
№ 84547   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 22:14
Aim for the left eye and close your left.
13 Series
№ 83157   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 21:00
You see these things?.. These are things my friends. Space, Victor Valera.. With him I was friends with five years.. And now my friends are gone.
Some creature cut them like cattle. And you're telling me that I don't cut back!?
I am by nature a Tolstoyan not your mother! I will push!
№ 75678   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:05
- Girl, You have the champagne "Veuve Clicquot"?
- No.
- Then vodka.
Quote Explanation: *Space bar*
№ 75677   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:05
Lads! We don't want to shoot. We are observing. I warn you, who will jump - let's kill them all.
№ 75676   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:05
We are the first class together and for all that we do meet together...
№ 62063   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 16:18